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Their mother looked down at them sternly. "Now kids, I'm going to let you explore for a little while so I can go and have a coffee. Robert, stay with your sister. Sophie, you keep an eye on your little brother this time".
"But mom!" they cried out in unison.
"It's no good complaining - you are to stay together. I don't want a repeat of what happened at Disneyworld. Now then, here's a few quid to get a couple of souvenirs with, and your ride tickets. DON'T lose them". She studied them intently a moment longer, then turned and walked into the nearby coffee shop.
Sophie faced her brother. "Come on, Aldy. Let's go try and win a stuffed toy or something". She grabbed his hand and dragged him through the crowds to where the games were. As he stood wide-eyed, looking at the strange stalls which surrounded them, Sophie identified her target.
"There it is. See the big man with the beard? Most of his prizes are cheap-looking toys, but his top prize claims to be a gold bracelet. I want that bracelet, Aldy, and you are going to get it for me".
Aldy looked up at her suspiciously. "But...how, Sophie? I'm too little to play the game".
"True, but I'm not. And you are just about little enough to fit through the gap behind the stall while I distract the owner. So here's how it works. I am going to have a go at this game ad try to win the prize for real. If I don't, I am going to loudly accuse him of running a rigged game. When he starts arguing with me, you sneak through the gap, grab the bracelet while his attention's on me, and sneak back out. Then head to the arcade machines near the entrance. I'll meet you there after I storm off in a huff".
As he snuck off behind the stall, Sophie approached the owner and paid for a go. She picked up the airgun, took careful aim and fired.
"DING!". A duck fell. Ok, next shot.
"DING!". Another duck gone.
"DING! DING!". Two more ducks fell. She had one shot to go, and one more duck would win the prize.
She lined it up carefully and began to squeeze the trigger. Just as she released it, she felt the gentlest tug to the left and her shot flew past the duck and buried itself in the wood at the back.
"What the-?"
The stall owner spoke up. "So sorry, but you don't win the big prize. Good shooting though - here". He handed her a rather pathetic-looking stuffed panda.
"But...the gun moved! You moved it somehow!"
He pulled the gun away as she reached for it to examine it further. "Rubbish. You simply moved at the wrong moment. Completely normal."
"Look, I felt the damn thing move as if it was pulled...towards you, as a matter of fact". In the corner of her eye she could see her brother quietly pocketing the bracelet. She fought the urge for her eyes to flicker in that direction.
"That is an outrageous slur!". A small crowd was gathering. Fortunately her brother had disappeared from view.
"Look, I know what I felt. Let these other mugs waste their money on your rigged game - I'm taking my money elsewhere!". She stalked off, feeling everyone's eyes on her. She could hear the owner continuing his protestations of innocence to the gathered potential punters. It wasn't going to help his business much, but he had tried to rip her off.
A few minutes later she was at the arcade playing on the pinball machines, the bracelet hidden in a back pocket. Her brother was playing some WWII shoot-'em-up with lots of exploding planes and stuffing his face with candy floss. Suddenly there was a voice behind them.
"There you are! I might have known you'd end up here". It was their mum.
"Hi mom!" they chorused.
She looked at them suspiciously. "Everything...normal? No fairground mascots sent to therapy this time? No stuffed toys stuck in rollercoasters?"
Sophie spoke. "Mom, we just played a couple of the games. And I won a panda - see?" She presented the panda for inspection.
Their mother visibly relaxed. "That's nice, dear. Anyay, the fairground's closing soon and we want to beat the rush. Time to go, kids".
On the way out they passed two policemen in a heated argument with the stall owner, who seemed reluctant to accept their friendly offer of handcuffs and a ride and was attempting to forcefully get across his point of view...


I don't know what I think about this one...

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Fanny 2. July 2007, 04:13

how come the stall owner got arrested? :confused: poor guy...

theoddbod 2. July 2007, 06:19

It is a bit confusing, i grant you. Indeed, now i look at it again, it needs a bit of tinkering. Let's see if Mini will allow me to save it with an additional sentence...

Fanny 2. July 2007, 06:31

i read this post few times actually. I was wondering if i've missed some lines :left: i came out with this conclusion at the end: you were :drunk: when you wrote that :left::right: :D

theoddbod 2. July 2007, 06:32

Nope, too much text for Mini to let me save it. The idea is that the reason Sophie missed is that there was an almost invisible piece of thread attached to the gun which the stall owner tugged just as she shot, and that he drew too much attention to himself and got rumbled. It'll have to stay as it is for now.
Damn story...:frown:

theoddbod 2. July 2007, 06:35

:drunk:? No, just another rushed ending on a sunday night. :frown:

Fanny 2. July 2007, 06:43

thread? so it's true then... i thought Sophie made it up :left:
that stall owner did get my sympathy back then :irked:

don't worry Sophie, i've loaded my shotgun... he'll get some lessons :bomb:

theoddbod 2. July 2007, 07:04

:eyes:

Fanny 2. July 2007, 07:15

:left: what? :right:



reading this post... got me thinking. getting closer to 30 makes you think about kids, eh? :lol:p:

theoddbod 2. July 2007, 07:38

Maybe it's all these adults acting like kids on the forums...:irked:

Fanny 2. July 2007, 07:41

who's been doing adultary? :eyes: damn... i can't believe i missed that :insane:

theoddbod 2. July 2007, 08:03

What? You wanted to watch?

Cois 2. July 2007, 08:30

I was thinking: magnet or telekenisis:lol: got me all excited..:rolleyes: I should stop readin fiction.. :alien:

theoddbod 2. July 2007, 08:34

Hmm...i haven't done one like that yet. I'll bear it in mind.

Fanny 2. July 2007, 08:54

:yikes: Cois... it's still about 4PM, you're a wolf already? :insane:

:cool: avatar by the way :up:

okay Mart... you've always been good in writing, gimme a good description, will ya?

The Dark Furie 2. July 2007, 09:47

I thought it was a magnet as well. Definitely not in this country cause coppers wouldn't arrive so fast just for that.

Is it just me, or has everyone got a soft spot for the many Sophies?

theoddbod 2. July 2007, 10:35

A soft spot? I'll have to see what i can do about that...

Fanny 2. July 2007, 10:41

exactly... what are you gonna do? :eyes:

The Dark Furie 2. July 2007, 11:18

She's just adorably bad. Kinda like a psychotic murdering Just William.

Fanny 2. July 2007, 11:21

:eyes: Sophie! i've told ya... get your own style! you know i hate copycats :irked:

theoddbod 2. July 2007, 11:35

You'll all have to wait and see...especially as i haven't decided yet

Fanny 2. July 2007, 11:46

:irked: you know i hate waiting :faint:

theoddbod 2. July 2007, 11:52

I'd noticed...:D

Fanny 2. July 2007, 11:57

enjoy it, don't ya? :irked:

*pokes Mart*

theoddbod 2. July 2007, 12:07

I'm just trying to teach you new things...p:

Fanny 2. July 2007, 12:14

you can pick some other things :eyes: like...umm... :left: umm... :right: umm... hunting werewolves or how to make a Furieburger :D

The Dark Furie 2. July 2007, 13:40

Oi! That's my recipe. :irked:

Fanny 2. July 2007, 14:23

and you don't wanna share? :insane: what kind of Furie are ya anyway? :eyes:

Cois 2. July 2007, 14:42

Seems I got a soft spot for all well written bad guys.. p: Sometimes they're just more interesting than the hero.. p: Fan! Don't make me come eat your liver and right kidney! :devil:

The Dark Furie 2. July 2007, 19:56

*watches with interest*

theoddbod 2. July 2007, 20:23

Damn it, my dodgy phone joystick just killed off Fanny's last comment! I knew that was going to happen sooner or later :irked:

The Dark Furie 2. July 2007, 20:58

I'm the best kind of Furie. One of a kind.
:D

theoddbod 2. July 2007, 21:04

:confused:
Lousy phone...heading to the PC...

theoddbod 2. July 2007, 21:14

*grumble*

Fanny 2. July 2007, 23:53

*slaps Mik*
no more lies!
a furie loves to make others happy, even when it means getting himself burgerred! p:



@ Mart: hmmm... what did i say in my last comment? :sherlock: wonder if Cois can guess it p:

The Dark Furie 3. July 2007, 00:10

:eyes: I don't think there's a Furie in all of history that's loved to make others happy. It just comes as a side-effect of us making ourselves happy.

Hmmm... I could've phrased that better...

theoddbod 3. July 2007, 00:19

@Fanny : your missing comment consisted of protesting that you'd drunk so much beer that your kidney wasn't edible, and then throwing me at Cois while you made your escape :irked:

The Dark Furie 3. July 2007, 00:24

I saw that. :up:

Fanny 3. July 2007, 06:33

:irked: hey... i didn't say that! it's a conspiracy against me! :no:

Fanny 3. July 2007, 06:35

p:

theoddbod 3. July 2007, 06:42

All the Heineken has affected your memory...

Cois 3. July 2007, 11:07

The truth shall prevail! :sing:

Fanny 3. July 2007, 13:50

:sing: the truth shall remain silent... and reality can bite Cois' butt... not mine :sing:

Cois 3. July 2007, 19:43

You can't bite your own butt?:rolleyes:

theoddbod 3. July 2007, 20:46

Maybe her butt doesn't taste nice...:yuck:

Fanny 3. July 2007, 23:18

are ya saying your butt tastes good? :chef:

theoddbod 3. July 2007, 23:22

:eyes: You've got butt envy! :lol:

Cois 3. July 2007, 23:52

Have a taste... (_Y_) :lol:

Fanny 4. July 2007, 00:11

no wonder why these two have a 'spoon and fork' tattoo on their butt cheeks.... :left:

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