Writer's Block

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Rebel

Sunday, August 5, 2007 11:40:08 PM

Bob kept looking at the doughnut and prodding it suspiciously with his pen.
"I swear, the damn thing moved!".
Frank lowered his newspaper slightly and peered anxiously over.
"Not again, Bob. I thought you were past all that business with the Bakery Boyz", he said.
Bob ignored him and kept poking the doughnut.
"Honestly, one bad experience with an explosive bagel..."
Poke, prod...
"Well, and I suppose the cockroach eclair..."
Jab, nudge...
"Not to forget the razor blades in that granary loaf...hmmm"
Frank took out his own pen and started prodding the doughnut.
"Best to be safe, I guess..."
They carried on prodding the doughnut, blithely unaware of the strange looks they were getting from the other diners. The doughnut itself seemed largely unconcerned by the whole ordeal, despite its dented appearance.
Then, after a particularly savage poke by Frank, it rebelled, sending twin gobs of jam directly into his eyes. As he flailed around searching for his napkin, his coffee was sent flying into Bob's lap, causing Bob to jump up and knock himself out on the low-hanging light. Frank stumbled off towards the bathroom, dabbing his face with the napkin and trying vainly to extricate a pip.

The doughnut rested on the table, bruised but victorious.

Winner!Game

Comments

Bad WolfCois Sunday, August 5, 2007 11:45:54 PM

lol rolleyes

H82typ Sunday, August 5, 2007 11:47:23 PM

lol I don't care who you are, that's funny, right there!lol

H82typ Sunday, August 5, 2007 11:49:06 PM

squirrelled by a wolf named Fran!bigsmile

theoddmissusfunz81 Monday, August 6, 2007 12:34:00 AM

bigeyes lol even a doughnut can beat you, men lol p

Attila attilasoul Monday, August 6, 2007 4:11:18 AM

lol

theoddbod Monday, August 6, 2007 6:20:50 AM

Stay tuned for next week, when Fanny fights a losing battle with a short piece of sellotape...p

Spaggyj Monday, August 6, 2007 6:24:56 AM

lol tis funny. bigsmile

Knut Remi "DrLaunch" Løvlidrlaunch Monday, August 6, 2007 6:27:12 AM

lol

The end of the world is coming! The doughnuts are going to enslave us!

Bad WolfCois Monday, August 6, 2007 8:46:37 AM

what the heck is squirrelled? bigeyesp

r♡serose-marie Monday, August 6, 2007 10:44:50 AM

Funny! lol

theoddmissusfunz81 Monday, August 6, 2007 10:58:30 AM

Mart! it was you who fought a sellotape and lost the battle! bigeyes i fought and won p

Dark FurieFurie Monday, August 6, 2007 11:14:22 AM

Took me three or four asks to find that out Clint. Squirrelled is where you comment and someone else gets theirs up before you, normally making yours look weirder.

Good story Mart. I'll be careful of my custard doughnuts from now on.

theoddbod Monday, August 6, 2007 12:22:52 PM

bigsmile

pssst just don't annoy them...

theoddmissusfunz81 Monday, August 6, 2007 12:31:46 PM

or they would end up enjoying another victory lol

Dark FurieFurie Monday, August 6, 2007 12:40:32 PM

It's so great to see you two finishing each other's sentences now. Web romance is possible then. love

theoddbod Monday, August 6, 2007 12:54:11 PM

lol

theoddmissusfunz81 Monday, August 6, 2007 12:59:04 PM

Mart! stop whispering those nasty words bigeyes lol p

Dark FurieFurie Monday, August 6, 2007 1:06:13 PM

*wonders what Mart's gonna think of his latest post*

whistle

theoddbod Monday, August 6, 2007 1:32:06 PM

Sneaky...irked

theoddmissusfunz81 Monday, August 6, 2007 1:37:39 PM

there... your answer Mik! i think he's quite happy with his latest post bigsmile

Dark FurieFurie Monday, August 6, 2007 1:39:41 PM

rolleyes *waits patiently for Fanny to catch on*

Spaggyj Monday, August 6, 2007 1:43:09 PM

lol

theoddmissusfunz81 Monday, August 6, 2007 2:01:22 PM

irked p

theoddbod Monday, August 6, 2007 2:14:12 PM

I don't know why she's complaining...it's not her that's been described as an effeminate villain...irked

theoddmissusfunz81 Monday, August 6, 2007 2:41:30 PM

that's exactly why i'm irked

theoddbod Monday, August 6, 2007 3:57:59 PM

Mik, how about you change the link to a double one? I'll be Dastardly and she can be Muttley p

Dark FurieFurie Monday, August 6, 2007 4:49:06 PM

She's only 13, I can't take the piss outta her. But I can get over-protective and stop her doing anything fun unless she reveals her true age.
cool

theoddmissusfunz81 Monday, August 6, 2007 4:59:16 PM

that's not fair! irked you said to D that a lady never tell bigeyes



okay i'm 21years 57months old... umm i mean young left

Dark FurieFurie Monday, August 6, 2007 5:13:17 PM

And can you provide photographic evidence of your birth, while someone stands in the photo holding that day's newspaper.

Bad WolfCois Monday, August 6, 2007 7:11:46 PM

lol

Redshigen Monday, August 6, 2007 11:38:35 PM

lol I LOVE it~!!!

I have had incidents like that:

My dad has gotten glass shards in a milkshake, a muffin, and cornbread.

bigsmile

theoddmissusfunz81 Tuesday, August 7, 2007 11:04:24 AM

Mik... if they've already invented newspaper by the time i was born, don't you think i would've done that?? left o

Dark FurieFurie Tuesday, August 7, 2007 12:36:10 PM

Red, what the hell has your dad done to piss off the chefs in your town???

Fan, so now you're saying you're all old and wrinkly instead of young and angelic?

theoddbod Tuesday, August 7, 2007 7:07:36 PM

Maybe Red's dad is a health inspector...and Fanny'll probably claim to be an OLD but perfectly preserved angel

theoddmissusfunz81 Wednesday, August 8, 2007 2:15:38 PM

bigeyes Mart... you can read my mind? scared

theoddbod Wednesday, August 8, 2007 2:36:34 PM

You make it sound like it was hard to do p

theoddmissusfunz81 Wednesday, August 8, 2007 3:00:39 PM

leftright at least it took you quite some times p

Dark FurieFurie Wednesday, August 8, 2007 3:25:24 PM

That's cause he was recovering from what he saw in that dark land of mischief.

Dark FurieFurie Wednesday, August 8, 2007 3:27:01 PM

Hey Mart, how do ya fancy getting a few more hits on this page? I've got a secret method and I'm willing to share. up

theoddbod Wednesday, August 8, 2007 3:31:58 PM

Sounds good smile.

theoddmissusfunz81 Wednesday, August 8, 2007 3:44:23 PM

i'm all ears leftright

Dark FurieFurie Wednesday, August 8, 2007 4:14:51 PM

Okay then, this comment should get a few more people in via search engines.

Willies, thongs, spanking, hot, sexy, bum, lick, fanny, herpes, genital warts, uniforms, punishment, cream, Paris Hilton and a donkey.

There we go. up

Spaggyj Wednesday, August 8, 2007 4:18:25 PM

BWAHAHAHAHAAA! *on the floor, pounding her fists in laughter*

theoddmissusfunz81 Wednesday, August 8, 2007 4:19:40 PM

lollollollollollollol now i see why y'all love to call my name lol

theoddbod Wednesday, August 8, 2007 4:21:35 PM

You call that secret? Anyway, you missed out 'sex', 'xxx' and 'free'.

theoddmissusfunz81 Wednesday, August 8, 2007 4:22:14 PM

oh... bad reply faint

theoddmissusfunz81 Wednesday, August 8, 2007 4:23:50 PM

and squirelled

Dark FurieFurie Wednesday, August 8, 2007 4:31:38 PM

I'm just going by the searches that have led people to my page. lol

theoddmissusfunz81 Wednesday, August 8, 2007 5:02:35 PM

that's the content of your blog? wonder why i'm not suprised p

Dark FurieFurie Wednesday, August 8, 2007 5:23:45 PM

Where's jakarta by the way? I keep getting loads of hits from there, coming from your two info pages.

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