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"Now, are you sure you know what you’re doing?"
"Yes."
"Positive?"
"Yes! We’ve been through this a dozen times already!"

There was no doubt about it, she was getting exasperated. Fortunately he couldn't see the way she kept clenching the handle of the knife every time he opened his mouth. He'd better leave soon, though.

"This is an important occasion, and you've been given an important job. I have to be certain that everything is going to go right."
"I am here to make sandwiches. Extremely expensive ones, but still just sandwiches."
"I'm just a little concerned that there's too much work for one person."
"It's only fifty people. Unless I'm supposed to hover near all of them picking up crumbs, one is enough."
"Well, if you're sure..."
"I've done this before, with many more people too."
"These are important people, Sophie, not your usual riffraff. If it wasn't for the accident with the normal caterers, you wouldn't be here."

She fought successfully to suppress a grin. Yes...an 'accident'. Just like the other 'accidents' that had befallen the other caterers. She could still taste the fat little pastry chef.
Wait...was he still talking?

"...and finally, no less than five foreign diplomats. So don't mess up!"
"Are you done?"
"Er...yes."
"Can I get back to the sandwiches now? You've got your own job to do."
"Hmmmph."

He picked up the first tray of Ferrero Rocher, turned on his heel, and walked out. She was alone at last.

Well, sort of - there was still the security camera. But what could be more innocuous than making a sandwich? She got to work.

-----

Sophie stood at the entrance to the ballroom and smiled. These were the last of them – all the others, the security guards, the butler and the other staff were already dead or tied up. But in here everyone was already unconscious, stunned by the slow-acting drug she'd added to every single bit of food. A whole room full of powerless people, all shapes, sizes and races. Now, what to try first? Perhaps a Chinese, maybe an Indian? Or something English, raised on only the finest foods? She only had four hours until the drug started wearing off, but that should be plenty.

This was going to be good.

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Comments

Spaggyj 20. November 2007, 11:26

:eek: I like it :devil:

theoddbod 20. November 2007, 11:42

:D

Furie 20. November 2007, 12:39

Excellent. Sophie's back to what she does best. :headbang: Love it.

theoddbod 20. November 2007, 13:18

:D:D

H82typ 20. November 2007, 16:07

You have a disturbed mind,sir!




 I like that!:D

Kite Geek 20. November 2007, 16:22

OOOOOOOOOO YUMMY PEOPLE FOOD... MMMM MMMMM.... Good. New Cannibals Soup now has extra chunky. So much so a knife and fork will be needed.



DUDE that is AWESOME work. :smile:

And for using exasperated... I need to say SHOW OFF.. P: P: :lol:

theoddbod 20. November 2007, 16:26

:zip: and Thanks! :D

Callya 20. November 2007, 17:15

:D I love it Mart :devil: Excellent!

funz81 20. November 2007, 17:42

:eek: it's a good story... but still... :eek:

Kite Geek 20. November 2007, 17:45

OH MY SHE LIVES.... BIG HUGS :smile: Hiya Callya cutie... And HUGS and Hiya everyone... LOL P:

And eaxtra lovey HUGS for FUNZ for not seeing her avatar in a little while... LOL P:

funz81 20. November 2007, 17:50

:o: awww... *hugs back* sowi, i haven't been around much... how are you, Goofball? p:

Callya 20. November 2007, 18:01

Hiya Kiteypooh p:
and
Fannykins :heart:

Furie 20. November 2007, 18:13

Fanny!!! *mwah*

Spaggyj 20. November 2007, 18:36

Hi again, Fan! :love:

theoddbod 20. November 2007, 19:22

'exasperate' is showing off? :eyes:

Thanks, everyone! :smile:

Furie 20. November 2007, 19:26

It's above three letters so you're showing off that your intelligence level is above the majority of the population of britain.

theoddbod 20. November 2007, 21:34

Me do bad?

Kite Geek 20. November 2007, 22:50

Nah... Not at all... p:

:lol: you are funny though. :smile:

Furie 20. November 2007, 22:59

Ug!

theoddbod 20. November 2007, 23:15

Your new avatar looks like a rabbit playing that Simon game with the lights, Kite :eyes:.

Cois 20. November 2007, 23:54

:lol:

funz81 21. November 2007, 01:21

:D awww :heart: i've been missing y'all, and i'm back :hat:

Cois 21. November 2007, 01:38

yai! The fun fanny is back! :D

Furie 21. November 2007, 01:51

*watches Mart's Hitslink post get a few new entries*

theoddbod 21. November 2007, 07:08

Nothing worse than the time you used all those keywords in one comment.
And 'bedroom golf' is a pretty popular search.
What's puzzling me is why i'm getting several entries for people using Google to search My Opera's recent visitors

H82typ 21. November 2007, 08:56

A spam attack,perhaps? :eyes:

funz81 21. November 2007, 11:17

:lol:

Furie 21. November 2007, 11:53

How do you mean?

Kite Geek 21. November 2007, 13:56

It is Furie he is using Google to find your blog TheOddBod.

theoddbod 21. November 2007, 22:15

I wonder if that's why I've had a lot of PM spam recently...

Nobody else has had these searches? When I check the results I see lots of My Opera blogs in there (unsurprisingly).

FXM256 24. November 2007, 17:53

Cool, cannibalistic story, you're demented, Mart :lol:

theoddbod 24. November 2007, 18:55

I'm only giving the public what they want p:

Er...thanks! :lol:

FXM256 24. November 2007, 18:56

:lol:

Kite Geek 24. November 2007, 19:05

That is not demented... Heck that is not even shocking LMAO... It is good writing though. :smile:

Hey look at my site... LOL do not tell on me ok... It is Dacotah's... LMAO I poofed it.

FXM256 24. November 2007, 19:07

:lol: Kite you CSS :bandit:

Kite Geek 24. November 2007, 21:30

Yup I stole it... Broke all kinds of treaty rules... And I do not have a license to CSS and I do not have a clue what I am doing with it... O,o

All I do is load it into CSSFly and tinker with it... Or get the CSS I need and paste... O,o Then all I sort of know are where my big background image goes... And the floaty banner at the top... the rest is rocket science to me... O,o

Although it is fun this CSS stuff... O,o I wish I had a better understanding of it... :lol:

Furie 24. November 2007, 23:20

Interesting...

theoddbod 24. November 2007, 23:27

And just as you lost your PC access too.

Furie 24. November 2007, 23:33

Annoying... But I still have a couple of tricks exclusive to phone users.

Callya 25. November 2007, 05:15

:sherlock: sounds interesting Mik :D

Cois 25. November 2007, 11:09

*rubs hands gleefully*

Kite Geek 25. November 2007, 13:36

Hi theOddBod... nope I can access my hacked system just fine... Really. I can... :~)

Sure all of my keys have been re-mapped... O,o And it took me 2 seconds to find the pattern to it... But other than that... And that now I no longer have any hard drive access... Or access to any of the programs on them... I am still able to use it... :smile:

The hacker never thought about my mind hooking into it... And bypassing the OS and other stuff fully to use the CPU directly. It is SOOOO much faster this way also. :smile:

theoddbod 25. November 2007, 13:59

:lol:

Furie 25. November 2007, 14:33

Thanks for that site Kite. I just got everything I need to make a full CSS from my phone. :D

Unfortunately I don't have the text space to do it yet. But it shouldn't be long.

Kite Geek 25. November 2007, 15:53

COOL...

Oh now look at my site... It is resizable now.... :~) and looks strangely like FREDS.... O,o I hope he does not hack me now... o,O and make it look silly or something... he is feeling EVIL... :devil: like that type... As his latest blog post mentions...

So what did I do? Oh I go and STOLE his CSS code so he can be :devil: to me... :yes:

rose-marie 2. December 2007, 15:41

:lol: :lol: :lol: Great story!

And an extra :lol: for "...English, raised on only the finest foods" :left: :D

theoddbod 2. December 2007, 17:30

Thanks! :D

I imagine it would be the cannibal equivalent of Kobe beef

rose-marie 2. December 2007, 18:51

Kobe beef? I don't know what that is... Haggis?

theoddbod 2. December 2007, 22:54

It's japanese - specially-raised cows. If I remember rightly the cows are fed beer and it's also rubbed into their skin. Most expensive steak in the world.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kobe_beef

http://members.tripod.com/~BayGourmet/wagyu.html

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