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"Now, are you sure you know what you’re doing?"
"Yes."
"Positive?"
"Yes! We’ve been through this a dozen times already!"

There was no doubt about it, she was getting exasperated. Fortunately he couldn't see the way she kept clenching the handle of the knife every time he opened his mouth. He'd better leave soon, though.

"This is an important occasion, and you've been given an important job. I have to be certain that everything is going to go right."
"I am here to make sandwiches. Extremely expensive ones, but still just sandwiches."
"I'm just a little concerned that there's too much work for one person."
"It's only fifty people. Unless I'm supposed to hover near all of them picking up crumbs, one is enough."
"Well, if you're sure..."
"I've done this before, with many more people too."
"These are important people, Sophie, not your usual riffraff. If it wasn't for the accident with the normal caterers, you wouldn't be here."

She fought successfully to suppress a grin. Yes...an 'accident'. Just like the other 'accidents' that had befallen the other caterers. She could still taste the fat little pastry chef.
Wait...was he still talking?

"...and finally, no less than five foreign diplomats. So don't mess up!"
"Are you done?"
"Er...yes."
"Can I get back to the sandwiches now? You've got your own job to do."
"Hmmmph."

He picked up the first tray of Ferrero Rocher, turned on his heel, and walked out. She was alone at last.

Well, sort of - there was still the security camera. But what could be more innocuous than making a sandwich? She got to work.

-----

Sophie stood at the entrance to the ballroom and smiled. These were the last of them – all the others, the security guards, the butler and the other staff were already dead or tied up. But in here everyone was already unconscious, stunned by the slow-acting drug she'd added to every single bit of food. A whole room full of powerless people, all shapes, sizes and races. Now, what to try first? Perhaps a Chinese, maybe an Indian? Or something English, raised on only the finest foods? She only had four hours until the drug started wearing off, but that should be plenty.

This was going to be good.

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Comments

Spaggyj Tuesday, November 20, 2007 11:26:46 AM

eek I like it devil

theoddbod Tuesday, November 20, 2007 11:42:05 AM

bigsmile

Dark FurieFurie Tuesday, November 20, 2007 12:39:15 PM

Excellent. Sophie's back to what she does best. headbang Love it.

theoddbod Tuesday, November 20, 2007 1:18:16 PM

bigsmilebigsmile

H82typ Tuesday, November 20, 2007 4:07:06 PM

You have a disturbed mind,sir!




 I like that!bigsmile

.Kite Geek Tuesday, November 20, 2007 4:22:46 PM

OOOOOOOOOO YUMMY PEOPLE FOOD... MMMM MMMMM.... Good. New Cannibals Soup now has extra chunky. So much so a knife and fork will be needed.



DUDE that is AWESOME work. smile

And for using exasperated... I need to say SHOW OFF.. p p lol

theoddbod Tuesday, November 20, 2007 4:26:41 PM

zip and Thanks! bigsmile

~ Callya ~Callya Tuesday, November 20, 2007 5:15:45 PM

bigsmile I love it Mart devil Excellent!

theoddmissusfunz81 Tuesday, November 20, 2007 5:42:18 PM

eek it's a good story... but still... eek

.Kite Geek Tuesday, November 20, 2007 5:45:17 PM

OH MY SHE LIVES.... BIG HUGS smile Hiya Callya cutie... And HUGS and Hiya everyone... LOL p

And eaxtra lovey HUGS for FUNZ for not seeing her avatar in a little while... LOL p

theoddmissusfunz81 Tuesday, November 20, 2007 5:50:49 PM

o awww... *hugs back* sowi, i haven't been around much... how are you, Goofball? p

~ Callya ~Callya Tuesday, November 20, 2007 6:01:46 PM

Hiya Kiteypooh p
and
Fannykins heart

Dark FurieFurie Tuesday, November 20, 2007 6:13:00 PM

Fanny!!! *mwah*

Spaggyj Tuesday, November 20, 2007 6:36:21 PM

Hi again, Fan! love

theoddbod Tuesday, November 20, 2007 7:22:57 PM

'exasperate' is showing off? bigeyes

Thanks, everyone! smile

Dark FurieFurie Tuesday, November 20, 2007 7:26:56 PM

It's above three letters so you're showing off that your intelligence level is above the majority of the population of britain.

theoddbod Tuesday, November 20, 2007 9:34:46 PM

Me do bad?

.Kite Geek Tuesday, November 20, 2007 10:50:25 PM

Nah... Not at all... p

lol you are funny though. smile

Dark FurieFurie Tuesday, November 20, 2007 10:59:13 PM

Ug!

theoddbod Tuesday, November 20, 2007 11:15:31 PM

Your new avatar looks like a rabbit playing that Simon game with the lights, Kite bigeyes.

Bad WolfCois Tuesday, November 20, 2007 11:54:54 PM

lol

theoddmissusfunz81 Wednesday, November 21, 2007 1:21:59 AM

bigsmile awww heart i've been missing y'all, and i'm back party

Bad WolfCois Wednesday, November 21, 2007 1:38:06 AM

yai! The fun fanny is back! bigsmile

Dark FurieFurie Wednesday, November 21, 2007 1:51:49 AM

*watches Mart's Hitslink post get a few new entries*

theoddbod Wednesday, November 21, 2007 7:08:01 AM

Nothing worse than the time you used all those keywords in one comment.
And 'bedroom golf' is a pretty popular search.
What's puzzling me is why i'm getting several entries for people using Google to search My Opera's recent visitors

H82typ Wednesday, November 21, 2007 8:56:36 AM

A spam attack,perhaps? bigeyes

theoddmissusfunz81 Wednesday, November 21, 2007 11:17:15 AM

lol

Dark FurieFurie Wednesday, November 21, 2007 11:53:52 AM

How do you mean?

.Kite Geek Wednesday, November 21, 2007 1:56:04 PM

It is Furie he is using Google to find your blog TheOddBod.

theoddbod Wednesday, November 21, 2007 10:15:35 PM

I wonder if that's why I've had a lot of PM spam recently...

Nobody else has had these searches? When I check the results I see lots of My Opera blogs in there (unsurprisingly).

MarcusFXM256 Saturday, November 24, 2007 5:53:57 PM

Cool, cannibalistic story, you're demented, Mart lol

theoddbod Saturday, November 24, 2007 6:55:24 PM

I'm only giving the public what they want p

Er...thanks! lol

MarcusFXM256 Saturday, November 24, 2007 6:56:16 PM

lol

.Kite Geek Saturday, November 24, 2007 7:05:25 PM

That is not demented... Heck that is not even shocking LMAO... It is good writing though. smile

Hey look at my site... LOL do not tell on me ok... It is Dacotah's... LMAO I poofed it.

MarcusFXM256 Saturday, November 24, 2007 7:07:43 PM

lol Kite you CSS bandit

.Kite Geek Saturday, November 24, 2007 9:30:35 PM

Yup I stole it... Broke all kinds of treaty rules... And I do not have a license to CSS and I do not have a clue what I am doing with it... O,o

All I do is load it into CSSFly and tinker with it... Or get the CSS I need and paste... O,o Then all I sort of know are where my big background image goes... And the floaty banner at the top... the rest is rocket science to me... O,o

Although it is fun this CSS stuff... O,o I wish I had a better understanding of it... lol

Dark FurieFurie Saturday, November 24, 2007 11:20:39 PM

Interesting...

theoddbod Saturday, November 24, 2007 11:27:29 PM

And just as you lost your PC access too.

Dark FurieFurie Saturday, November 24, 2007 11:33:20 PM

Annoying... But I still have a couple of tricks exclusive to phone users.

~ Callya ~Callya Sunday, November 25, 2007 5:15:35 AM

sherlock sounds interesting Mik bigsmile

Bad WolfCois Sunday, November 25, 2007 11:09:27 AM

*rubs hands gleefully*

.Kite Geek Sunday, November 25, 2007 1:36:22 PM

Hi theOddBod... nope I can access my hacked system just fine... Really. I can... :~)

Sure all of my keys have been re-mapped... O,o And it took me 2 seconds to find the pattern to it... But other than that... And that now I no longer have any hard drive access... Or access to any of the programs on them... I am still able to use it... smile

The hacker never thought about my mind hooking into it... And bypassing the OS and other stuff fully to use the CPU directly. It is SOOOO much faster this way also. smile

theoddbod Sunday, November 25, 2007 1:59:01 PM

lol

Dark FurieFurie Sunday, November 25, 2007 2:33:08 PM

Thanks for that site Kite. I just got everything I need to make a full CSS from my phone. bigsmile

Unfortunately I don't have the text space to do it yet. But it shouldn't be long.

.Kite Geek Sunday, November 25, 2007 3:53:14 PM

COOL...

Oh now look at my site... It is resizable now.... :~) and looks strangely like FREDS.... O,o I hope he does not hack me now... o,O and make it look silly or something... he is feeling EVIL... devil like that type... As his latest blog post mentions...

So what did I do? Oh I go and STOLE his CSS code so he can be devil to me... yes

r♡serose-marie Sunday, December 2, 2007 3:41:15 PM

lol lol lol Great story!

And an extra lol for "...English, raised on only the finest foods" left bigsmile

theoddbod Sunday, December 2, 2007 5:30:52 PM

Thanks! bigsmile

I imagine it would be the cannibal equivalent of Kobe beef

r♡serose-marie Sunday, December 2, 2007 6:51:37 PM

Kobe beef? I don't know what that is... Haggis?

theoddbod Sunday, December 2, 2007 10:54:39 PM

It's japanese - specially-raised cows. If I remember rightly the cows are fed beer and it's also rubbed into their skin. Most expensive steak in the world.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kobe_beef

http://members.tripod.com/~BayGourmet/wagyu.html

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