Writer's Block

where my strange imagination roams free...

Bang!

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It was a good day to die.

A few metres away lay the body of Sideways Sam, shot neatly through the heart by Aldernak's bullet. Sadly he'd got his own shot off first, which was why Aldernak was now lying on the ground himself.

He lay in the dust, squinted up at the blazing sun, and waited for death to claim him. Gradually the pain was replaced by numbness, and he closed his eyes to the world.

Suddenly, there was a short sharp pain in his shoulder.
"Get up, you idiot! You're lying on a rock."

Sophie. Why couldn't she let him die in peace? Wait...what was she doing?

A finger pulled one of his eyelids open, and he tried to turn his head away from the sudden light.
"Get off! Let me die in peace, you harpy!"
"Look at this first, dumbass."

She waved his canteen in front of him. There seemed to be a bullet wedged in the centre.

He suddenly felt rather sheepish.

"Ah."
"Now get up! We've got to be in Kansas City by tonight."
"Yes, Sophie."
"And pick up my bags at once! I won't have them lying around like that!"
"Yes, Sophie."

She flounced off towards the stagecoach.

He sighed wearily. Damn canteen...

No more!I want MORE!

Comments

H82typ Wednesday, January 16, 2008 1:53:28 AM

lol We both love stories with a twist, eh? lol wink

Attila attilasoul Wednesday, January 16, 2008 5:38:34 AM

I don't get it. confused

theoddbod Wednesday, January 16, 2008 7:17:47 AM

@Dennis : it certainly looks that way bigsmile.
pssst ever read any of Philip K Dick's short stories?

@Tilla : which bit? All of it? bigeyes

Bad WolfCois Wednesday, January 16, 2008 8:57:27 AM

lol I feel his pain.. p

~ Callya ~Callya Wednesday, January 16, 2008 9:41:45 AM

Isn't Sophie a peach...

Very nice and twisty Mart up well done star

Spaggyj Wednesday, January 16, 2008 11:41:04 AM

lol brilliant!

theoddbod Wednesday, January 16, 2008 12:02:00 PM

bigsmile

*puts the star on the board*

Attila attilasoul Wednesday, January 16, 2008 1:57:47 PM

Perhaps it's just the twist... I don't know. confused

~ Callya ~Callya Wednesday, January 16, 2008 2:05:29 PM

Maybe it's that a perfectily good canteen, which could have held precious alcohol, was obliterated?

Dark FurieFurie Wednesday, January 16, 2008 3:50:42 PM

Maybe it's that he was hoping to die rather than spend another minute with that bloody woman.

We've all been there at some point in the past eh lads. bigsmile

Attila attilasoul Wednesday, January 16, 2008 4:03:39 PM

Oh... Now I see. left

Thanks!

~ Callya ~Callya Wednesday, January 16, 2008 5:11:57 PM

rolleyes @ Mik

theoddbod Wednesday, January 16, 2008 5:25:41 PM

Mik gets the prize bigsmile

Dark FurieFurie Wednesday, January 16, 2008 5:29:28 PM

headbang Had enough bad experiences before Kim to recognise it.

r♡serose-marie Wednesday, January 16, 2008 5:39:58 PM

lol Very funny! Strangely, I don't feel sorry for old Aldy... left p

Bad WolfCois Wednesday, January 16, 2008 5:43:44 PM

Mik covers his butt nicely:lol: p

~ Callya ~Callya Wednesday, January 16, 2008 6:03:41 PM

With the skin of his teeth...

theoddbod Wednesday, January 16, 2008 6:05:28 PM

That certainly is strange, rose-marie. Maybe there's more to you than meets the eye sherlockp

Bad WolfCois Wednesday, January 16, 2008 6:22:36 PM

She's a woman!p they all gang together! eek

Spaggyj Wednesday, January 16, 2008 6:24:56 PM

Hey, fuck you, Clint irked

Bad WolfCois Wednesday, January 16, 2008 9:44:13 PM

That's one...p now the rest will come swarming..eek

Spaggyj Wednesday, January 16, 2008 10:36:09 PM

*slap*

theoddbod Wednesday, January 16, 2008 11:28:50 PM

*eats his popcorn and watches the slapfest*

r♡serose-marie Wednesday, January 16, 2008 11:32:59 PM

bigeyes

Yes, who would have thought, Mart? p

Bad WolfCois Wednesday, January 16, 2008 11:48:44 PM

*ties Mart up and puts a Cois mask on him, helps himself to popcorn*

theoddbod Thursday, January 17, 2008 12:28:55 AM

*smirks as Cois puts a mask over the Mart mask Dennis was wearing*

*melts some butter onto the popcorn*

Bad WolfCois Thursday, January 17, 2008 12:58:04 AM

lol ok you win.. p

~ Callya ~Callya Thursday, January 17, 2008 5:48:14 AM

*slap, punch*

Bad WolfCois Thursday, January 17, 2008 7:16:49 AM

Poor Dennis.. awww or lucky Dennis? hmmmmm..

~ Callya ~Callya Thursday, January 17, 2008 7:28:07 AM

I slapped you poephol:p

Bad WolfCois Thursday, January 17, 2008 7:48:53 AM

you slapped my poephol?eek you kinky devil you.. scared

theoddbod Thursday, January 17, 2008 7:51:36 AM

bigeyes

Bad WolfCois Thursday, January 17, 2008 8:02:20 AM

grab the hamster.. he wants a poephol slapping too..devil

~ Callya ~Callya Thursday, January 17, 2008 8:14:48 AM

*grabs Mart and holds him down* okay...slap him Cois...left

Dark FurieFurie Thursday, January 17, 2008 10:05:57 AM

*puts a Richard Gere mask on Clint and grabs Mart*

theoddbod Thursday, January 17, 2008 11:49:19 AM

eek *breaks free and escapes, leaving the wolf to Richard Gere's tender mercies*

Dark FurieFurie Thursday, January 17, 2008 1:09:46 PM

He'll never fit a wolf! yikes

~ Callya ~Callya Thursday, January 17, 2008 1:51:36 PM

no NOT Richard!!! yikes take Mart instead!

Bad WolfCois Thursday, January 17, 2008 2:07:29 PM

knockout seventh pit of madness..

Dark FurieFurie Thursday, January 17, 2008 2:39:19 PM

You'd rather be bored than have a movie star attempt to insert you?

~ Callya ~Callya Thursday, January 17, 2008 5:04:18 PM

lol

Bad WolfCois Thursday, January 17, 2008 5:43:52 PM

yes please...scared

Dark FurieFurie Thursday, January 17, 2008 8:23:35 PM

I'll tell Angelina you're busy then... awww

theoddbod Thursday, January 17, 2008 10:09:32 PM

She'll have to console herself by adopting another orphan awww

Bad WolfCois Friday, January 18, 2008 7:32:26 AM

cry I wanna be that orphan and get carried around next to giant mammaries!awww

~ Callya ~Callya Friday, January 18, 2008 10:44:11 AM

Dame Edna might want to adopt an orphan...left

Bad WolfCois Friday, January 18, 2008 5:07:12 PM

You really would? love

Dark FurieFurie Friday, January 18, 2008 5:29:28 PM

You wanna be an orphan and carried round next to a pair of giant tits eh? sherlock.

I hear the Zumas are looking to adopt... bigsmile

~ Callya ~Callya Friday, January 18, 2008 5:36:10 PM

lollol, Fran, Zuma's little whipping boy p

Bad WolfCois Friday, January 18, 2008 6:00:54 PM

He's talking about the game! p I err.... think..left

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