Writer's Block

where my strange imagination roams free...

Aaargh!

,

I lie there in my bed, waiting for sleep to come. It's hot, and the fan is broken. I shift uncomfortable under the duvet, then try on top of it for a while. No luck....still too warm. Of course, the light is still on, adding its own heat to the room.
But I'm not too keen on turning the light out again. Not after the last time. What had it been doing - lurking, waiting for the darkness? The light can't have been off for five seconds before I heard the buzzing right by my ear, putting me on edge and waking me up in a moment.
Hence the light still being on. But I've got to sleep soon - it's past 3 in the morning and the alarm is set for 8am. Dare I turn the light off again?
I scan the room intently, looking for the little buzzing bugger. As expected, it's nowhere to be seen. Hard to spot them when they're not moving. Maybe it's gone. I've got to risk it, anyway - can't sleep like this.

(click)

Buzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

Aaaaaaaargh!

I leap out of bed again and turn the lights on. Where is it? Come on - show yourself, you little bastard! I pick up a slipper in each hand, and stand motionless, trying to spot my prey. This time it's not getting away.
A movement by the light - it's there! I swing furiously with my slipper, but the damn thing's already moved away. But I see it now - it won't get away for long. The walls echo to the sound of slipper blows as I try desperately to flatten the bug. It flies near the light, and a slipper accidentally escapes from my hand and loosens the fitting a little.
Then it vanishes behind the wardrobe. As if that's going to stop me in this mood. CRASH!
And the chase is on again, as I leap in a frenzy around the room slippers in hand. Then suddenly the bug stops, and lands delicately on top of the PC monitor. Maybe it thinks it's safe there. Hmmmm....

Splat!

Ok, the screen is a little crooked now. But the bug is dead, DEAD! I quickly clean the bug away with a tissue, then return to my bed and try to calm down enough to sleep. I'll clean up the mess in the morning.

(click)

Buzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

bigeyes


pssst it's been a while

The Great QuestOne - Something Ticked Off This Way Comes

Comments

Spaggyj Sunday, May 25, 2008 10:53:26 PM

lol lol ! It may have been a while, but you've not lost a thing!

theoddbod Sunday, May 25, 2008 11:05:59 PM

Thanks! bigsmile

Bad WolfCois Sunday, May 25, 2008 11:17:00 PM

How big is that sucker?! bigeyes nice.. bigsmile up

Dacotah Sunday, May 25, 2008 11:21:20 PM

up great story Mart. smile

theoddbod Sunday, May 25, 2008 11:36:39 PM

obigsmile

H82typ Sunday, May 25, 2008 11:45:39 PM

Ahhh! happy Thank you! A good story up Not as good as sex, but decidedly less messy! left lol bigsmile

Bad WolfCois Sunday, May 25, 2008 11:58:45 PM

I hope the second buzz is from another one and not the squished ones ghost.. scared

theoddbod Monday, May 26, 2008 12:09:27 AM

No messy sex on this page please, Dennis p

@Cois : that depends just how paranoid you are devil

H82typ Monday, May 26, 2008 12:10:21 AM

That[/u] would be a whole 'nother story, Cois! lol

Dark FurieFurie Monday, May 26, 2008 12:56:51 AM

That's my life in summer. cry

H82typ Monday, May 26, 2008 1:18:34 AM

bigeyes awww @ Mik for being haunted by all the bug s he's killed... rolleyes

H82typ Monday, May 26, 2008 1:23:26 AM

idea devil
bug
BzzzzZZzzzzzzzZZZ! p

Attila attilasoul Monday, May 26, 2008 4:08:19 AM

It must have been a huge bug bigeyes

up

selurus Monday, May 26, 2008 6:10:04 AM

nice story yes
zzz zzz zzz
no
idea
coffee
headbang

baby_2u baby2u Monday, May 26, 2008 8:05:52 AM

I had the same Buzzzzzzzzzzzzz when I turned out my lights and closed my eyes to sleep....turned out to be my alarm clock lol

theoddmissusfunz81 Monday, May 26, 2008 8:30:43 AM

Nice! up

r♡serose-marie Monday, May 26, 2008 8:32:51 AM

lol lol Great! You have no idea how many times I've witnessed this exact scene.

theoddbod Monday, May 26, 2008 9:50:00 PM

Really? Are you one of the bugs? bigeyes

Bad WolfCois Monday, May 26, 2008 11:58:36 PM

Where's my slipper? devil

r♡serose-marie Tuesday, May 27, 2008 7:50:38 AM

What... am I bugging you? whistle

H82typ Tuesday, May 27, 2008 7:57:40 AM

lol @ b2u's post. I had a habit of throwing my alarm clocks. I finally installed an old police car siren outside my bedroom window. Hooked up to go off with my alarm clock. left

My neighbors were not upset to see me move. p

H82typ Tuesday, May 27, 2008 7:58:42 AM

bzzzZZT! bug

Dark FurieFurie Tuesday, May 27, 2008 8:25:24 AM

One time I got some friends in engineering to hook up an alarm clock to a tape (that long ago) of the old Bodyform adverts. It got me up better than any alarm but I was still late cause it took forever to get off the ceiling.

H82typ Tuesday, May 27, 2008 8:52:48 AM

Bodyform?

theoddbod Tuesday, May 27, 2008 9:57:17 AM

Bodyformed for yooooooouuuu! sing

Damn adverts irked

Bad WolfCois Tuesday, May 27, 2008 10:12:58 AM

Weird..

H82typ Tuesday, May 27, 2008 10:37:22 AM

+1. left

Dark FurieFurie Tuesday, May 27, 2008 7:54:35 PM

We've out britished them, Mart. yes Gotta find a soundbite of that now.

theoddbod Tuesday, May 27, 2008 8:39:06 PM

Actually, I was hoping to forget that tune bigeyes

Dark FurieFurie Tuesday, May 27, 2008 8:53:28 PM

Well tough. mad

Bad WolfCois Tuesday, May 27, 2008 8:57:14 PM

Uhm.. Is this gonna be painfull? eek like recurring song at the worst possible time in your head painfull? no

theoddbod Tuesday, May 27, 2008 8:57:57 PM

You'll love it devil

Bad WolfCois Tuesday, May 27, 2008 9:27:18 PM

Now I know I won't.. scared no downloading.. Huh uh yikes nonono! scared

Dark FurieFurie Tuesday, May 27, 2008 10:28:54 PM

It's the song on this video. Only 20 secs long so it shouldn't take too much data. Best I can find I'm afraid.

Bad WolfCois Tuesday, May 27, 2008 10:41:52 PM

I can't hear jack.. p and I did listen a few times.. Lucky me.. bigsmile

baby_2u baby2u Tuesday, May 27, 2008 10:50:14 PM

jester Try YouTube "Bodyform Advert" jester

Dark FurieFurie Tuesday, May 27, 2008 11:00:44 PM

Yeah, one should work. When we get our PC we'll catch a sample of it for you to use as a ringtone.

Bad WolfCois Tuesday, May 27, 2008 11:18:47 PM

I'll wait for the ringtone.. Can only get data on 7th of next month and I'm already low.. eek this means when I run out I'll be paying double with prepaid airtime.. Sucks over here..

Dark FurieFurie Wednesday, May 28, 2008 6:07:27 AM

When you're my Baldrick you'll have access to unlimited data. yes

theoddbod Wednesday, May 28, 2008 7:01:01 AM

And all the dung he can eat up

Dark FurieFurie Wednesday, May 28, 2008 7:33:43 AM

That's my dung! knight

Bad WolfCois Wednesday, May 28, 2008 10:34:38 AM

Baldrick??
And you can keep your dung.. scared

HenryAOTEAROAnz Thursday, May 29, 2008 4:02:13 AM

lollol hey.. i'm getting dung on me down here..my walk sox and shorts will never be the same....

r♡serose-marie Thursday, May 29, 2008 8:16:31 AM

They have walk socks now?

H82typ Thursday, May 29, 2008 8:47:45 AM

I am officially totally confused now.

Dacotah Thursday, May 29, 2008 2:30:48 PM

I think he means white.

H82typ Thursday, May 29, 2008 2:39:15 PM

idea doh o

HenryAOTEAROAnz Friday, May 30, 2008 4:15:09 AM

bigsmile hi
bigsmile Furie,cois and theoddbod were discussing 'Dung' i was jesting at fact that due to my comment being down wind, so to speak, the said 'dung' was all over me..hehe.
Walk sox and walk shorts are the most hideous fashion statement for men ever designed....therefore kinda taking the p!ss at myself.
Covered in dung and wearing very bad taste clothing.
smile
bigsmile

theoddbod Saturday, May 31, 2008 12:41:50 PM

What are walk socks and shorts? confused

H82typ Saturday, May 31, 2008 1:21:40 PM

You don't know?

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