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Pointless

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Madness, that's what it was. Craziness, insanity, lunacy - all good words too.
Sadly he only had an 'i' instead of an 'a', and he was pretty sure Sophie would challenge 'midness'. Actually, since he challenged 'ai' earlier she'd been doing the same to him almost every round. Darn three-toed sloth.
Come on now, think! These were good-looking letters - a seven-letter word must be possible. Maybe with something on the board...
She was glaring at him again. Was he taking too long? Or was his foolish challenge earlier still rankling? It couldn't be because he was winning, because she had a 70 point lead.
Suddenly she reached over and rapped him painfully on the head with her knuckles.
"Hello? Anyone in there, Aldernak?"
"Ow! What was that for?!"
"Just checking you were still alive. Most people move occasionally."
"I'm thinking, ok?"
"Silly me for not recognising the signs."
He ignored her and tried to focus on his letters. Come on, there must be something...desi-, mes-, mis-, dis-, wait...dim, dimness? Yes, at last! Now, where to put it? Pluralise an existing word, or try something clever? His brow furrowed - far less options than he'd expected. Eventually, he settled on DIMNESS and AS, not quite the points fiesta he'd hoped for but at least he got a double-word score too. Let's see...10 (plus 2 more as an S was tripled) * 2 plus 2, plus 50. He plonked the letters down.
"76 points! And the lead too, i believe."
He grinned broadly at her, but she shook her head and said nothing. Then a grin spread across her face, and she started placing letters.
"S...Ass? S...Q...U...E...E...Z...E. Oh, bugger."
Aldernak looked ruefully at the board. A triple-word score, with a Q plus the Z on the double-letter square. 152 points, plus she'd got 9 from ASS.
"That wasn't nice."
She blew a raspberry at him.
"Your letter points, please. Game over."
"Er...14."
Needless to say, she'd won comfortably. Still, his last set of letters were remarkably apt.

FUKITOL.

Nine - No NonsenseYo-Yo

Comments

rose-marie 19. September 2008, 08:49

:lol: Love it! Made me think of Kwyjibo :D.

Cois 19. September 2008, 08:54

:lol::lol: I need some of those right now.. p: great story Mart.. :up: quite light after your series.. :D

attilasoul 19. September 2008, 09:42

:lol: That's a cool story! Fukitol! :lol:

Furie 19. September 2008, 11:59

:lol:

Spaggyj 19. September 2008, 14:44

:lol:

AOTEAROAnz 20. September 2008, 04:27

:lol:
niceone..:lol:

theoddbod 20. September 2008, 10:14

:D

There's still more of my series to come :D

Plus some other still-unfinished works :smile:

AOTEAROAnz 20. September 2008, 10:57

I like what you write Mart...a treat to read, this ones really good :up: i've been reading more than commenting of late.
Thankyou i look forward to these unfinished gems!
btw..I have been in the situation where one wakes up to find a traffic cone or two :left: for some reason we used to throw them on the roof..:lol: so i think it best i vote 'Quit judging me!' :cry::lol:.
Choice Mart..:up: later..:smile:

theoddbod 20. September 2008, 11:06

:o: Thanks! :D

:sst: what happened when they were on the roof? Did it rain cones during a heavy storm? :eyes:

wickedlizard 20. September 2008, 16:31

:lol:

clean 21. September 2008, 14:59

:up: Excellent story, fukitol!

(I've been having Mart Story Withdrawal!)

theoddbod 21. September 2008, 17:16

After only two weeks without a story? p:
Ok, it's longer than normal. I'm collecting half-finished ones - there might be a sudden glut of finished ones soon :D

Furie 21. September 2008, 17:42

Coffee and cigarettes at the ready. :coffee:

wickedlizard 21. September 2008, 18:59

:up:

AOTEAROAnz 21. September 2008, 19:13

Hi all..
....we used to sunbath/party on the roof..cones were placed at the corners of the roof to stop people from falling off said roof.
That was fine, it worked, throwing the barbeque onto said roof...not so easy..P:

Suntana 23. September 2008, 16:17

I'm going to get put in Blog Detention for this, but I've only played Scrabble like once or twice, so I remember squat about the rules and strategies. So, I'm a little lost. Two separate words can be placed on the board on 1 turn? Or did I misunderstand the "Ass Squeeze" part? All words have to be connected like in Dominoes?

Furie 23. September 2008, 16:32

"As" was turned into "Ass" by the letter S that starts "Squeeze". :up: I'm assuming A was turned into Ass by an S from Dimness.

Suntana 23. September 2008, 16:54

Oh, Okay. I think I see the picture now.

theoddbod 23. September 2008, 17:17

This story was actually slightly delayed by me making sure they were all valid scrabble positions :D.
Yes, Mik's right :up:, although i assume he meant A was turned into As by an S in Dimness p:.
Actually, you could get 8 words down by placing 7 letters but it would be very freaky :eyes:

Dacotah 30. September 2008, 16:51

:eyes:

theoddbod 30. September 2008, 18:08

:eyes: again? p:

Dacotah 30. September 2008, 20:19

Yep, p:
:lol: :up: :D Is that better? :D

theoddbod 30. September 2008, 22:21

Much better :D:up::yes::hat:

p:

Dacotah 1. October 2008, 15:33

:lol: :D

Furie 1. October 2008, 20:39

Bugger. Not only did I not notice that, but I proof read it too. :irked:

funz81 25. October 2008, 18:40

:lol:

:sst: sorry it took me more than a month to type that... But i'll give ya two thumbs up! :D

theoddbod 26. October 2008, 18:17

:hat:

Over a month to type? I think I should point you at the direction of Mavis Beacon p:

funz81 26. October 2008, 19:23

Shall I give you a five fingers up and spank your butt? P:

theoddbod 26. October 2008, 19:50

I don't remember that being one of the exercises :left:

funz81 26. October 2008, 20:02

So you've been there? :sherlock:

theoddbod 27. October 2008, 07:56

Is this part of your dungeon routine?

funz81 27. October 2008, 15:48

I know you love it, really :wink:

theoddbod 27. October 2008, 23:36

:left::right::zip:

funz81 28. October 2008, 08:21

*wink wink nudge nudge*

theoddbod 28. October 2008, 14:12

I think you mean 'nudge nudge wink wink' p:

funz81 28. October 2008, 15:18

How about 'wink nudge wink nudge'? Acceptable? :D

theoddbod 28. October 2008, 22:57

It depends if the five-fingered spanking is a necessary follow-up :eyes:

funz81 29. October 2008, 08:00

But... But... It's enjoyable :wink: :wink: :wink:

theoddbod 29. October 2008, 08:08

Can I have a second opinion? :left:

funz81 29. October 2008, 08:15

Under one condition... The second opinion must agree with me :D

Dacotah 29. October 2008, 08:21

I agree with you iDaughter. :D
There's your second opinion Mart. p:

theoddbod 29. October 2008, 19:10

I'm afraid you betrayed a lack of impartiality in the first sentence p:

Dacotah 29. October 2008, 22:15

No I didn't p:

theoddbod 29. October 2008, 23:27

Also, you're a famous Cois-spanker :D

Cois 29. October 2008, 23:39

You git! :lol:

Dacotah 29. October 2008, 23:42

:bomb: :furious: :irked: :insane: p:

funz81 30. October 2008, 08:22

:lol::lol: looks like he's after another smacking, iMum :lol:

Dacotah 30. October 2008, 08:40

Hell :no: They like it.

funz81 30. October 2008, 09:01

:lol::lol: they're addicted to kinkiness :lol:

theoddbod 30. October 2008, 11:16

What do you mean by 'they'? :irked:

p:

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