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Hitslink II - The Weirdos Strike Back

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:sst: just a small intermission. Check in the foyer for ice creams and drinks :left:

1) 'escape chastity belt' (this one came from Princeton University :eyes:)
2) 'gruesome rude games' (for when rude just isn't enough)
3) 'master "please stop" throat' (Er...:eyes:)
4) 'where can i be brainwashed'
5) 'strap-on boobs' (from Norway?)
6) 'midget gun' (ammo might be hard to come by)
7) 'rude do not disturb signs' (pffft! Canadians :rolleyes:p:)
8) 'darth vader's chat up lines'
9) 'names for evil wolves' :left:
10) 'one something' (I've no idea what people are looking for, but this search has appeared on my Hitslink every day since I started my little series and it's coming from everywhere)

I want MORE!

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The Dread Lord Aldernak leaned slightly forward on his throne and glared balefully down at the snivelling servant.

"Is that it?! Just 5000?!"
"Er...yes, Your Unspeakableness."
"Over 10 months of work, and only a measly 5000 souls trapped?"
"But...Your Horribleness...we weren't expecting anywhere near that many."
"I remember different."
"Look, it's all written down in the project objectives, see here on pa-"

There was a sudden blur, then a loud burp. Aldernak grinned evilly at the remaining servants, who shrank back and tried not to meet his eye.

"You! You'll do."

A huge arm shot out and grabbed one of them, lifting the terrified creature up to face height.

"I'm sure you're thrilled at this opportunity to serve your master."
"Y-y-y-y-y-yes, Your Balefulness."
"I want MORE souls, many more."
"Of course, Your Wickedness."
"So...."
"Er...more traps, Your Vileness. Better traps, with better bait. And...and...we'll bring people to them as well!"
"Acceptable...for now. I think a million souls is an appropriate new target, don't you?"

The servant's eyes grew wide.

"Er...er...by when, Your Maleficence?"
"Shall we say six months?"

Huge, blood-red eyes bored into those of the servant.

"Eek! Er...I mean, yes, Your Foulness."
"Now go!"

He released his grip. The new project coordinator fell awkwardly to the ground, scrambled to his feet and dashed off to do his master's bidding. Aldernak watched him leave, smiling maliciously. It wouldn't be long now...


:sst: this is my little way of saying : 5000 visitors at last!

The obligatory Hitslink post

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Short and, er, sweet.

These are some of the weirder searches that have found my page :

1) 'im 14 with spots glasses and a bit fat help'
2) 'poke marts in mass' :eyes:
3) 'possible to cough in your sleep'
4) 'pictures of people with hiccups'
5) 'omg M.A.R.T'
6) 'sony ericsson laundry' :lol:
7) 'email punishment'
8) 'share mik.zip' WTF? Done using Google Japan
9) 'jeremy bloody beadle' :lol:
10) 'red panties avatar' :eyes:
11) 'squonk pictures' Ok, who did this one with Google UK?
12) 'what will i look like with false teeth' :eyes:
13) 'The torturer began by removing her clothing' :insane:
14) 'tie me up and shave my head, please sir' :eyes:
15) 'take cois'
16) 'furie transformer'
17) 'punishment server'

I also get a remarkable number of searches for statistics to do with phones, or ones about problems with SE phones.

Additional - there is a Friends Only post just before this one.

Oh, and I've put a new poll up :left:

list edited to counter effect of new autonumber bug
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