Ten Most Stupid Questions People Usually Ask In Obvious Situations
Tuesday, 10. November 2009, 08:24:30
1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends ...
Q - Hey, what are you doing here?
A - Don't you know, I sell tickets in black over here..
2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet ...
Q - Sorry, did that hurt?
A - No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia ... why don't you try again.
3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people asks ...
Q - Why, why him, of all people?
A - Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant: When someone asks the waiter ...
Q - Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good?
A - No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit in it.
5. At a family get together: When some distant aunt meets you after years ...
Q - Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big!
A - Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and someone asks ...
Q - Is the guy you're marrying good?
A - No, he's a miserable wife-beating, insensitive lout ... it's just the money.
7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call ...
Q - Sorry. Were you sleeping?
A - No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping ... you dumb witted moron.
8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair ...
Q - Hey have you had a haircut?
A - No, it's autumn and I'm shedding ...
9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth ...
Q - Tell me if it hurts?
A - No, it wont. It will just bleed.
10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks ...
Q - Oh, so you smoke.
A - Gosh, it's a miracle ... it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!
Q - Hey, what are you doing here?
A - Don't you know, I sell tickets in black over here..
2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet ...
Q - Sorry, did that hurt?
A - No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia ... why don't you try again.
3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people asks ...
Q - Why, why him, of all people?
A - Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant: When someone asks the waiter ...
Q - Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good?
A - No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit in it.
5. At a family get together: When some distant aunt meets you after years ...
Q - Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big!
A - Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and someone asks ...
Q - Is the guy you're marrying good?
A - No, he's a miserable wife-beating, insensitive lout ... it's just the money.
7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call ...
Q - Sorry. Were you sleeping?
A - No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping ... you dumb witted moron.
8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair ...
Q - Hey have you had a haircut?
A - No, it's autumn and I'm shedding ...
9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth ...
Q - Tell me if it hurts?
A - No, it wont. It will just bleed.
10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks ...
Q - Oh, so you smoke.
A - Gosh, it's a miracle ... it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!
WIDGETIZE