Sunday, October 30, 2011 1:33:05 AM
1)Economist in Kitchen
2)Artist in Home
3)Devil in Love.
But they Get:
1)Artist in Kitchen
2)Devil in Home
3)Economist in Love.
Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.
Difference between Friend nd Wife
U can Tell ur Friend
“U r my Best Friend”
Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
“U r my Best Wife?”
Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha
Do u knw the difference bwn a wife n a girl friend?
wife is like a Demand Draft trust worthy all d time,
girl frnd is like a cheque,which may bounce at ny time.
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary,
What should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
What is the Difference Between a Wife and a Terrorist?
“You can Negotiate with the Terrorist…
A guy was praying passionately,
Oh my God ! Turn me into a lizard
A man asked,
Why do u pray so?
He answered,My wife dreads lizards.