tom's page

About me

Hay what can I say no realy I dont have a clue. No joke I like big but's and I can not lie, no realy this time i have a crap sense of humour, no no realy I am playing with you or is that me no ha ha I crack myself up sometimes. I like a good laugh, a good comedy fuck most of my life's been one long comedy sketch when it's not been a long winded fucking nightmare. Shit when I am not laughing at horror I am crying at comedy's. no realy i used to like a good smoke of the green stuff then came along my son my lovely boy and stole all my cash so there endith the smoke. so fuck even i don't get my joke's or fined myself funny any more ha ha well all i need to think is another 16-18 years we can send him to collage then use his room as a greenhouse well we got to have some fun before we die. no seriusly i like walking well when i say i like walking thats a lie i have to walk i sold my fn car for what to get carpets and you can't even smoke them at least with the car you got that big pipe out the back if you get desperit ha ha only jokeing had all you suisidels out there getting all exited you no who you are bad bad don't try this at home jokes, i cycle in good conditions coz i got no car, i try to play the guitar, try god I am shit. I like to read well when i say read i mean the pop-up books there cool like the green mile, shaw shank redemption, mills & boons joke that was my mums cuppa tea god rest her soul. spending time with my boy hes great o and the wife and my cat and goldfish well that's about all you need right now so enjoy my page and have a laugh.