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I'll give it a title when I think of one.

... thinking ... thinking ... thinking ... meh!

What a Stinker - thank goodness for Beer.

Temperatures got up to the mid 40s (Celsius) today in my home State (Victoria, Australia).

Glad I had some beer in the fridge.

Got me stuffed why a lot of people like Summer and heat. It makes me feel like shit. Give me a nice crisp Autumn or Spring day any time.

Still pretty hot ... Still got some beer in the fridge ... still conscious. Time to increase the consumption rate.

Burp!!!

See ya ALL next year ......... Happy New Year Again



Happy New Year to All

Interesting Article #1 - All Software Will Be "Spyware"

An article taken from a magazine. I'll reserve my comments.
Article written by Alex St. John

All Software Will Be "Spyware"

Some years ago [ Alex St. John ] predicted that there would be "updater" technology wars on the PC. Today that battle is in full swing. The reason for the prediction was that Windows is inher­ently insecure and requires constant patching to deal with an onslaught of security threats. This disaster provokes its source, Microsoft, to respond in two highly dangerous ways: first by scrambling to patch the security mess across millions of computers with constant security patches delivered via updater technology and second by reserving critical online features used by legitimate applications for its use alone. The result is that your Windows OS is constantly changing every time you connect to the Inter­net, consequently breaking your legitimate applications. The upshot of all this is that all legitimate software apps increasingly need to be "spyware" in order to continue to function.

When Microsoft released Windows XP Service Pack 2, it broke thousands of online applications (including all MS JVM applica­tions, Flash, QuickTime, most multiplayer PC games, and many security applications) in a variety of ways with little or no warning to the developer community. This mass breaking of software naturally resulted in catastrophic con­sumer confusion and support costs. Software companies whose products could not automati­cally check for patches simply had to take the support calls or hope that troubled consumers found their way to the support site to manually download a patch. Microsoft followed up this maneuver with Microsoft AntiSpyware, a "spy­ware-blocking" application that also happens to prevent self-patching applications from running in the background or autolaunching without the baffled consumers' express permission.

If an application cannot run in the back­ground to download patches automatically in wasted bandwidth (as Windows does), then the only solution is to force consumers to wait for a patch download at the moment they try to use their applications. To further confuse consumers, Windows may presume to pop up any number of random warning dialogs when a legitimate application attempts to communi­cate home to check for patches.

With widespread fear of spyware and confu­sion about what software consumers can trust comes a greater burden for installed applications to effectively communicate with users. Any soft­ware that exposes network functionality, such as Macromedia's Flash player, or real-time security software, such as Norton AntiVirus, has a criti­cal need to be able to alert users in real time when a security patch is needed. These critical notification applications need to run persistently in order to check for updates even when the pri­mary application isn't running. The common need for this capability results in an intrusive plethora of pop-up warning mechanisms from a variety of applications, all trying to notify the user of important updates. This need collides directly with adware-blocking apps and Windows AntiSpyware, which may react to these notifications by blocking them and pop­ping up additional warnings of their own.

Almost 50% of the U.S. Internet population is still connecting via modems. This means that in order for updater technologies to work, soft­ware needs to make extremely efficient use of scarce bandwidth by using every spare kilobit per second available for patch delivery by communi­cating home to download only patches that are absolutely necessary. In other words, they have to be very sophisticated spyware applications that collect detailed information about your comput­er configuration and report it over the Internet in order to minimize patch downloads.

In a dramatic and humorous demonstration of how absurd the situation has become, Sony's new CD copy-protection scheme, which hides running processes from Windows (Trojan horse?) and debugging tools to prevent music piracy, has been hacked to enable World of Warcraft cheaters to foil WoW's Warden soft­ware (spyware?), which scans your computer for cheating software before you can play WoW. Sony of course made a patch available to fix the security hole, but how will you get it if Sony's invisible software can't self-patch? Why would WoW cheaters install it on purpose? Sony disputes that its Digital Rights soft­ware harms Windows security, but how can your antispyware products work on processes they can't see? At the same time, if antispyware products can remove digital rights management technology (which they can), how can online media work and be secure?


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Alex St. John was one of the founding creators of Microsoft's DirectX technology. He is the subject of the book "Renegades Of The Empire" about the creation of DirectX and Chromeffects, an early effort by Microsoft to create a multimedia browser. Today Alex is President and CEO of WildTangent Inc., a technology company devoted to delivering CD-ROM quality entertainment content over the Web.

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Interesting Info - #1

Lincoln - Kennedy coincidences
  • Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
  • Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
  • Lincoln was elected president in 1860.
  • Kennedy was elected president in 1960.
  • Lincoln was succeeded in office by a Vice President named Johnson.
  • Kennedy was succeeded in office by a Vice President named Johnson.
  • Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
  • Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
  • John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
  • Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
  • The name Lincoln contains seven letters.
  • The name Kennedy contains seven letters.
  • Lee Harvey Oswald is 15 letters.
  • John Wilkes Booth is 15 letters.
  • Booth shot Lincoln in a theatre, and fled to a warehouse.
  • Oswald allegedly shot Kennedy from a warehouse, and fled to a theatre.
  • Lincoln’s secretary, named Kennedy, warned him not to go to the theatre.
  • Kennedy’s secretary, named Lincoln, warned him not to go to Dallas.
  • Lincoln was shot and died in the Ford Theatre.
  • Kennedy was shot and killed in a Ford automobile. And that automobile ... was a Lincoln.
  • Both Presidents were shot in the head.
  • Both were sitting beside their wife when they were shot.
  • Both were killed on a Friday.

Firefox Userbase Increases Once Again

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[ thread from Neowin.net ]
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The percentage of users browsing with the Firefox web browser has increased to 11.5%, the highest percentage that the browser has reached. Web Analysis firm One Stat produced the information taken from users of its stat service. It seems as though the percentage is even higher in America, where it reached 14.1%, while a lowly 4.1% of the British public use Firefox.

The percentage of people using Firefox has increased 3 points since April 2005, taking yet another chunk of Internet Explorers huge market share of 85.5%, but it is not only Internet Explorer that has suffered from Firefox’s increased popularity. Other popular browsers such as Opera have seen their usage percentages fall, with users either going to Firefox or Internet Explorer.

One Stat reported that figures for Apple’s OSX web browser Safari, had also made an increase over the past 6 months, most likely down to the rejuvenated success that the mac line has had this year.

..... Full Thread .....

.... man, I have to laugh at some people's views - so misinformed, so wrong, so biased, so f***ing stupid ....


New Picture Album

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Added another "Picture Album" to my Albums page.

Games
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This one is a collection of my wallpapers made from either in-game screenshots or promotional material.

A Joke before Bedtime - # 2

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Chili Cook-Off
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In Texas they have a Chili Cook-off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the San Antonio City Park. Judge #3 was an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was visiting from Springfield, IL.

Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted".

Here are the scorecard notes from the event:
**( Frank is Judge # 3 )**

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CHILI # 1 - MIKE'S MANIAC MONSTER CHILI
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Judge # 1 -- A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick.

Judge # 2 -- Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild.

Judge # 3 (Frank) -- Holy shit, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope that's the worst one. These Texans are crazy.


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CHILI # 2 - AUSTIN'S AFTERBURNER CHILI...
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Judge # 1 -- Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang.

Judge # 2 -- Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken seriously.

Judge # 3 -- Keep this out of the reach of children. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face.


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CHILI # 3 - FRED'S FAMOUS BURN DOWN THE BARN CHILI...
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Judge # 1 -- Excellent firehouse chili. Great kick.

Judge # 2 -- A bit salty, good use of peppers.

Judge # 3 -- Call the EPA. I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Get me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back, now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting shit-faced from all of the beer.


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CHILI # 4 - BUBBA'S BLACK MAGIC...
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Judge # 1 -- Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing.

Judge # 2 -- Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a chili.

Judge # 3 -- I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Sally, the beer maid, was standing behind me with fresh refills. That 300-LB woman is starting to look HOT...just like this nuclear waste I'm eating! Is chili an aphrodisiac?


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CHILI # 5 LISA'S LEGAL LIP REMOVER...
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Judge # 1 -- Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive.

Judge # 2 -- Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement.

Judge # 3 -- My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips off. It really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Screw those rednecks.


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CHILI # 6 - VERA'S VERY VEGETARIAN VARIETY...
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Judge # 1 -- Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spices and peppers.

Judge # 2 -- The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, and garlic. Superb.

Judge # 3 -- My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulfuric flames. I shit on myself when I farted and I'm worried it will eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that Sally. Can't feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my ass with a snow cone.


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CHILI # 7 - SUSAN'S SCREAMING SENSATION CHILI...
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Judge # 1 -- A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers.

Judge # 2 -- Ho hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment. **I should take note that I am worried about Judge # 3. He appears to be in a bit of distress as he is cursing uncontrollably.

Judge # 3 -- You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn't feel a thing. I've lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili, which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava to match my shirt. At least during the autopsy, they'll know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing it's too painful. Screw it; I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the 4-inch hole in my stomach.


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CHILI # 8 - BIG TOM'S TOENAIL CURLING CHILI...
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Judge # 1 -- The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili. Not too bold but spicy enough to declare its existence.

Judge # 2 -- This final entry is a good, balanced chili. Neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge #3 farted, passed out, fell over and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. poor feller, wonder how he'd have reacted to really hot chili?

Judge # 3 -- No Report

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No Internet Connection so I can enjoy my computer more.

GRRRRrrrrrr. I am getting so sick of a lot of todays software that either connect to the developers homepage upon first run or worse, are those that do it periodically. And even worse than worse are those that "check". Check my arse, they are doing a lot more than that in some cases and I just wanna get my hands on those responsible for implementing that "feature" and giving them a bloody good beating.

I'm a bit of a software junkie and really do waste a lot of time playing with programs, but a number of people ask me for recommendations for programs that I think will do the task of whatever it is they want to do, or I will just recommend it as something to try coz it's nifty. They know that I will not tolerate programs that are, among other things, intrusive. That is, always sticking themselves in your face, "checking" this or that, and basically just giving me the pip. Some are decent enough to allow one to disable these in the options, but some don't and I find that totally unacceptable. I consider it a form of arrogance, to put it mildly.

Some M1cr0S0ft programs are at the top of my "Death Wish". Too many to mention here but the one , or two, that really get my goat are the software/driver installations for my mouse and keyboard. [ Actually the Keyboard didn't even last a day with me coz it's crap (how dare MS change the default function of the F (function) Keys. What arseholes. Aren't they aware that some people, like me, still use the "DOS" prompt and access our BIOS occassionally. Yet, with those annoying "F LOCK" keyboards it defaults to the multi-media functions. HUH??? at the DOS Prompt, sheesh, they really thought that one out. Fair enough if you like their use but at least they could activate ONLY when Windows is loaded.) ]
.... Anyway, I digress. The mouse and keyboard software that runs upon each boot periodically tries to get out to the internet, and I reckon it's about once a month. I'll have to check my Firewall Logs to be more precise. The thing(s) that irks me is that a) there is no option in the configuration to disallow this, let alone make any mention that it is going to "phone home" occasionally ... and b)WHY. Why would mouse and keyboard config software try to get out to the internet? To check for new drivers? Once a month? Gimme a break. With the keyboard situation, I cannot help but think of KeyLogging. Ah well, maybe it's just an omen to extract my rectal digit and move onto some other OS. Anything BUT MS.

I'm afraid that todays computing is really getting less enjoyable for me when connected to the internet. I got a lot more enjoyment out of my computers when I didn't even have an internet connection. I didn't really need Anti-Virus software, although I did use one. I didn't need a firewall (there's 3 computers in my network but I'm the only user). SPAM and all that crap was not even a consideration - the list goes on, and on, and on ......

What's it to be like in only a short time from now? Ughh! Unbearable is my prediction. Anyone who takes the time to do their homework on the upcoming Windows Vista will soon realise that it will not be a choice of OS if what I have bitched about is a concern. Even if 50 percent of what I read is true then I still won't EVER be using it. But that's another chapter.

Think I'll go and find a joke to read, laugh, and then post it as "A Joke before bedtime #2" - hehe. Just typing this has got me in a bad mood (well, I was before I started typing this - time to lighten up :smile: ).

A Joke before Bedtime - # 1

Naming the Twins.

A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed. Upon regaining consciousness, he saw his brother, a relentless world-class practical joker, sitting at his bed side.

He asked his brother how his wife was and his brother replied, "Don't worry, everybody is fine and you have a son and a daughter. But the hospital was in a real hurry to get the birth certificates filed and since both you and your wife were unconscious, I named them for you."

The husband was thinking to himself, "Oh no, what has he done now?" and said with trepidation, "Well what did you name them?"

The brother replied, "I named the little girl Denise."

The husband, relieved, said, "That's a very pretty name! What did you come up with for my son?"

The brother replied, "Denephew."


New Picture Album - Evilness

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Added a new album to my "Picture Albums"

This one will contain all my wallpapers that are either evil, dark, creepy or bizarre (in a creepy sort of way).

I have a sick facination for skulls and monsters and all that sort of stuff. Dunno why but I just do. Well, maybe sick to some people but it's pretty normal for me - hehe.

I guess I'll have to censor some of my work coz there's a lot of blood 'n' guts in some of them and may not be suitable for the weak. Be damned if I'm gonna tick that "may offend" thingy.

Finished my Blog "Theme"

Eh! - sick of playing around with the User.CSS (for now). :cheesy-grin:

Pretty content with the way it is now but, I will probably play around with the top bar. I hate underlined links (on hover) so they have to go, as soon as I work out a universal line-height for the 3 elements / links. Having a bit of trouble nutting out where I can't get them all to behave off one style, but I am oh sooo tired so I'll tackle it when I feel a bit more alert in the brain department - hehe.

HERE's my User.CSS if anyone wants to check out the changes I made. They all pretty much override styles in the main.css



Making my own "Theme"

Started messing about with the User.CSS. Enjoying the results so far.

If you happen to stumble across this blog and think things look a bit whacky, it's probably because I'm mucking about with the style, or I just stuffed it up. :D

If you're using Internet Explorer as your browser and things look screwy, it's probably because you're using that piece of crap. I won't cater for it too much, but most of my alterations will probably be "ok" in that pathetic piece of software. My "Bush Pig" in the upper top right is 24bit transparent PNG so IE users will see a greyish background - I don't care, get a real browser for krystsake.


Avatar Hall of Fame Facelift

03 - 04 - 2004

Finally finished my revamp of the Avatar Hall of Fame. http://ahof.2ya.com
Uploaded it to a new TEMP location because the other one was problematic. I really need a new PERMANENT hosting coz I am getting sick of all the moving about.

The "Whole Mob" and "Groups" sections have been abolished. The Whole Mob page was just getting too big for us poor dialup users. [ It was close to 3 MB ] and the Groups was just a nuisance.

All pages will no longer go more that 1 screen deep @ 1024 x 768.

I retained the overall look of the introductory pages but the Avatar pages have completely changed.

Implemented a "HotSpot" menu system on the Avatar pages. [ down the right hand side ]

Still have a heap of catching up to do in regard to Avatar additions and replacements. Time will tell if I ever accomplish this.

Oh well, ya never know -

Latest additions

Updated the Avatar Hall of Fame today [ 17th December 2003 ]

Approx. 60 new Avatars added.