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Parking Lot Epiphany

The other day an episode from my past came up in coversation, one in which I'd had an epiphany. By epiphany, I mean an experience or realization that altered my perception permanently. And it happened in a parking lot.

The University of Washington has limited parking space so it charges for the privilege of using it. They have card readers that allow students to pay for parking with their ID cards, which are linked to their accounts. You swipe the card through the reader, and the gate rises to allow passage into the parking lot. Otherwise, you just pay with cash. Both are easy enough, but the ID card rate is about two-thirds the cash rate.

The readers weren't working that day. I had to turn around, drive to the bank, get some money, and drive back. This was on top of a frenetic schedule. Aggravation was waxing, and tolerance for frustration was waning.

Pulling up to the parking lot gate, it seemed that I was going to finish my last task for the day on time. Lo and behold, another car was pulled up to one of the card readers and going nowhere. The driver was swiping an ID card repeatedly. The gate was holding fast, refusing to budge. I pulled up to an adjacent gate, deposited a five dollar bill, got a dollar back, and saw the gate rise. Four dollars had slain the dragon of electronic adversity.

Pulling forward, I glanced in the rearview mirror to see the other car sitting right on my bumper. The mother and daughter in the car were going to try to follow me through the gate without paying. In the past, I'd have let it go. I've spent lots of time being way too nice, but that wasn't going to happen today. For the first time ever, I yelled at a stranger.

ME: Back up!
THEM: (giggle innocently, saying nothing)

(pause)

ME: (stare)
THEM: (stare back)
ME: (scowl)
THEM: (mouths agape with "don't you know how important we are?" look)
ME: (scowl with arms crossed)
THEM: (leaning out the window) The machine won't read my card, and we need to park.
ME: That's not my problem.

That last line was the epiphany: it's not my problem. It was the first time I'd said that to anybody. They were shocked that I'd refused to enable their illegal parking job. Apparently, though, they were above the law: they wrote down my car's license plate number.

I went about the rest of my day feeling good about work, but that outburst was a bit bothersome. I didn't feel guilty, but where had it come from? Since then, it's become clear: I'd had enough.

One thing, though, hasn't clarified with time: what were those two gonna do with my license plate number? Tell the cops?

Powers of Ten

This is an oldie but a goodie. This film was made in 1977 by husband and wife team Charles and Ray Eames. They were primarily architects by education but went on to make lasting contributions to several fields including furniture design, industrial design, and photography.

Fortunately, they also made films. Powers of Ten is probably the most visionary film I've ever seen. It's also a staple of cinematic allusion, showing up in no less than three episodes of The Simpsons.

Apart from its cultural significance, the film has some pragmatism about it. It just goes to show the spectrum of things in the universe at large. Everything around us is made of the same extremely tiny things: the building blocks of matter. They jury is still out on how small those blocks get, but everyone has to agree that quarks are pretty damned small. It takes, for instance, three quarks to make a proton, neutron, or electron. Those quarks are bound together by yet other particles. Smaller than that... well, that's the Large Hadron Collider's job to figure out.

Atomic-scale particles are small enough that they have their own set of physical laws, very different from those around us. For example, a single particle can effectively exist in only one place at a time but interacts with itself in many places from moment to moment. No, it doesn't make sense, but that's quantum mechanics. Likewise, after things get up to a planetary scale, the laws of physics change yet again. Near the speed of light time slows down, and space compresses even though a planet is still made of the same quantum mechanical building blocks as everything else.

If none of that is really sinking in, take nine minutes to watch the movie below.



Watch Powers of Ten

Free at last! Free at last!

We've finally gotten our mobility back. Meaning, we can leave the house again, which wasn't an option for ten days leading up to and including Christmas day. How, you might ask, was Seattle's weather from mid-December through Christmas? This picture pretty well sums it up: resolve in the face of unseasonably cold, snowy weather.



We got a bit of snow a week and a half before Christmas. That turned into a bit more snow, which I already covered before. What that post didn't cover, though, was that the snow fell on some wet streets. So we had snow on top of icy streets. That's not such a big deal for me because I can work at home.

Steph, on the other hand, is between school terms; she doesn't have to teach a class until January 5th! In light of that, it was nice being able to hang out at home with the outside world cloaked in white. We walked to the grocery store now and again. The kids enjoyed sledding. Some folks were even skate skiing from place to place. Yeah, it was all quite enchanting for a few days. Then it just kept snowing.

Then the cabin fever kicked in. By the third day, we went to the coffee shop twice a day just to get out of the house. Ashley was no better off. The snow was oftentimes too deep for her to walk at all. Come Christmas Eve, neither Steph nor I had driven our cars in ten days.

The weather forecast was for the snow to finally stop falling and start melting on December 25th. Sure enough, we woke up to see it snowing just one more time! Just the same, we had a great Christmas. We ate roasted salmon and pumpkin pie, drank some Pacific Northwest beers, opened presents, ate some pumpkin pie, called the relatives, then played board games over beers and pumpkin pie.

It wasn't all bad certainly. We managed to catch up on email, take plenty of pictures, get engaged, catch up on sleep, drink some beer, and eat some pumpkin pie.

A Christmas E-Card

Q: Why did a complete stranger take a picture of us outside our local coffee shop?

A: So we could bring you this.


Christmas Music

I put together a list of Christmas songs, some of them more standard than others. A quick search for "modern" versions turns up a lot of really bad songs. I've pulled together a list of tunes that I really like and hope you do, too.

1. Band Aid - "Do They Know It's Christmas?"
2. Enya - "Oíche chiún" (pronounced /ee kyoon/, "Silent Night" in Gaelic - lyrics below)
3. Greg Lake - "I Believe in Father Christmas"
4. Cocteau Twins - "Frosty the Snowman"
5. Elmo & Patsy - "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer"
6. Sugarcult - "Santa Claus is Coming to Town"
7. Carnival Art - "Bring a Torch, Jeannette, Isabella"
8. Gary Hoey - "Jingle Bell Rock (Instrumental)"
9. Brian Setzer Orchestra - "Sleigh Ride"
10. Jack Johnson - "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"
11. This Ascension - "Carol of the Bells"


"Oíche chiún"
Oíche chiúin, oíche Mhic Dé, [Silent night, night of God's son.]
Cách 'na suan dís araon, [Soundly in slumber, the pair together]
Dís is dílse 'faire le spéis [The pair and love, watching with affection]
Naoín beag gnaoigheal [The small bright beautiful child,]
ceananntais caomh [darling little one.]

Críost, 'na chodhladh go séimh. [Christ, calmly asleep.]
Críost, 'na chodhladh go séimh. [Christ, calmly asleep.]

Oíche chiúin, oíche Mhic Dé, [Silent night, night of God's son.]
Aoirí ar dtús chuala 'n scéal; [Shepherds first heard the tale]
Allelúia aingeal ag glaoch. [The angels crying out Alleluia.]
Cantain suairc i ngar is i gcéin [Lovely chanting near and far.]

Críost an Slánaitheoir Féin [Christ, the saviour himself.]
Críost an Slánaitheoir Féin [Christ, the saviour himself.]

Oíche chiúin, oíche Mhic Dé, [Silent night, night of God's son.]
Cách 'na suan dís araon, [Soundly in slumber, the pair together]
Dís is dílse 'faire le spéis [The pair and love, watching with affection]
Naoín beag gnaoigheal [The small bright beautiful child,]
ceananntais caomh [darling little one.]

Críost, 'na chodhladh go séimh. [Christ, calmly asleep.]
Críost, 'na chodhladh go séimh. [Christ, calmly asleep.]

Winter posts

As you might have heard, Seattle is at a standstill from all the snow over the past week, as is the entire Pacific Northwest. I took advantage and posted a few dozen pics to one of my web albums yesterday. Click the pic!



My co-worker Rachel (pictured about two minutes in) and her husband (at the intro) posted a video to their YouTube channel.


Ohhhh, yeahhhh!!!

Our anniversary always falls on the summer solstice since that was our first date. That makes today, the winter solstice 2008, the five-and-a-half year mark for us.

So this morning, over Swedish pancakes and mimosas, I gave Steph a ring (below) with a 1 carat yellow, round-cut diamond on a platinum band.




She said she'd marry me, but I wasn't sure she meant it. Hey, she was crying. I mean, come on! Sure enough, she warmed up to the idea and started telling everybody!

We'll keep y'all apprised of developments as they occur. That is all.

Unbelievable self-taught acrobats

You have to see this to believe it. I'd describe it, but... well, you'll see.

A White Christmas?

It's looking like Seattle could have a white Christmas this year.

Saturday night, we headed over to our first Christmas party of the year. It had been getting steadily colder since morning, and the first ephemeral flakes were falling by 7:30 in the evening. By the time we left the party, it was coming down steadily and accumulating.



On top of that, the roads were wet when the snow started falling. Wet roads plus freezing temperatures equals icy streets, at least for a while. But it certainly is nice to look at for now.



Seattle doesn't get much snow, and cold spells generally don't last very long. The forecast for this week, though, isn't looking so mild. It isn't supposed to get above freezing until next week. That means this black ice is gonna be on the streets for a couple more days. In the meantime, we just decided to stay in and enjoy ourselves today.

Well, we stayed in except for a short walk to the coffee shop. Of course, we took pictures along the way.



There are some really great pictures from North Bend, where I lived for my first three years in Washington.

Visitors

Oh, Thanksgiving! It's the most American of holidays.

Okay, maybe not since Canada has one, too. Though it's a bigger holiday here than in Canada. Some people are more likely to get back home for Thanksgiving than for Christmas, but I'm not necessarily one of them. This year we tried to get back to Nashville for Christmas, as we'd done two years ago. Ticket prices, though, were just a bit high. And by 'high' I mean 'ridiculously expensive.'

Plane tickets for Thanksgiving, however, weren't as bad. Travel regulations for pets were bad, though. Ashley is tiny at 17 pounds (7.5 kg), but she's bigger than the airlines allow on the plane. In light of that, my parents decided that they could come visit us this time. Overall, things went pretty well.

I managed to grab one of a limited number of organic turkeys from a farm a couple hours north of Seattle. Specifically, it was a heritage turkey, a breed very different from the usual store-bought birds. They have a lot less white meat and a lot more flavor. Getting it was an adventure in itself. I drove up Wednesday afternoon with Ashley riding shotgun, managing to get slightly lost and still arriving on time.

It was a fun, albeit short field trip. Ashley scrambled around the farm, her hackles at full attention. All the smells of the farm, the sight of ducks and chickens (no turkeys!), and the sounds of country life really roused her. I spent plenty of time in the country growing up. It's hard to explain, but the smells of farm life really relax me. The smells that crinkle most people's noses, wet animals and manure, just don't bother me. Leaving the farm was a reluctant transition, but ya do what ya gotta do.

After that, the next 24 hours absolutely flew by. I drove home and set the frozen bird about the process of defrosting. Steph and I set about planning just what to eat, cleaning house, and setting up my parents' bedroom. We got to bed a bit late then got up slightly early to cook everything and buy whatever else we didn't already have.

Here's where I wax informative. My goal, on the rare occasions that I entertain, is to make enough food. For big occasions, almost everybody makes the same quantity of food: too damned much! I'd rather come up short on dinner items than anything for one reason alone: dessert!

So now ya know.

My folks flew in on Thanksgiving Day (it's a lot cheaper flying on a holiday), arriving here around 3:00 in the afternoon. Then our heretofore unannounced guests come into the picture. I have, via facebook, re-connected with many an old friend. One of them is David. He's a law school graduate now, but twenty-five years ago he was one of the kids I babysat. Our families were very good friends some time back, but we all live in different cities now, except for David and me.

We reminisced, got reacquainted, and demolished two pies. Mission accomplished! After that, we hung out playing games, watching (American) football, and doing a bit of sightseeing. That last item, by the way, was a huge plus. The universal law is that you don't visit tourist destinations in your home city unless you have company. With my parents here, I finally got to visit the Seattle Aquarium, which is world class.

Mom even took a picture of me and Dad (he's on the right).