Olive Garden anti-user attitude
By vaspers the grate aka steven e. streightvaspers88. Saturday, February 17, 2007 7:01:33 AM
My wife and I went to Olive Garden last night for the first, and last, time. I resisted going there, due to their horrible advertising, but we had a gift card from Christmas and it seemed like a good idea to use it.
We had a 10 minute wait. Okay. Not so bad. We sat at the bar. I ordered a Myers's rum and coke. Strong. Cost: $5.50. Pricey. I had to pay for the drink at the bar, since that was what worked best for the restaurant. I gave the bartender a $20 bill.
Suddenly our table was ready. We walk off, following the hostess.
Bartender comes after me, "Your change sir." I say, "Keep it." He says, "Okay" and hastens off. I come to my senses. I thought I gave him a $10 bill, then remembered it was a $20. Bartender does not say, "All $14.00?" Probably thought it was his lucky day, maybe figured I had been drinking elsewhere prior, so I was an easy mark.
We order our food. When it came to what salad dressing we wanted, wife said "French", I asked for blue cheese. Sorry. Only Italian and ranch. We reluctantly accept the Italian.
Salad and bread sticks arrive. Dipping sauce for the bread sticks is extra charge. Bread sticks are childish Pizza Hut style, overly buttered. Big deal.
Food arrives. Reminds me of high school cafeteria food. Sauce is bland, very American, no real flavor.
What irks me is that Olive Garden pushes "all the salad and bread sticks you want", then skimps on the quality of the main course. It seems like a scam. "Fill your bellies with cheap salad and unremarkable bread sticks, so you feel full when you're done dining."
And what's up with limiting a diner's selection of salad dressing to only two types: Italian or ranch? That's not a classy restaurant. It was like a Pizza Hut with a nicer decor. No offense to Pizza Hut, which is an innovative and customer-pleasing company that Olive Garden could learn from.
"When you're here, you're family" is a very stupid slogan. I already have a family. I don't need Olive Garden to pretend to be related to me, which they're not, since they refuse to relate to my desire for a common salad dressing.


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WillYum # Saturday, February 17, 2007 7:59:02 AM
Charging for the little stuff seems to be like common pratice recently but it still annoys me. It'd be like the airlines charging for a snack on air flight you just paid $500 to take. Please.
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vaspers the grate aka steven e. streightvaspers88 # Saturday, February 17, 2007 8:06:52 AM
"We are thinking about offering only two salad dressings. How many of you think that is a good idea?" I can't imagine any focus group or survey respondents agreeing that Only Two Salad Dressings is a good idea.
The atmosphere and decor was almost lavish, and I must say that the wife and I enjoyed the wheels on the chairs, but is that a safety hazard?
Kelson VibberKelson # Saturday, February 17, 2007 9:02:48 AM
One thing that's bugged me about the one nearby is that they seem to be training their waiters to address you in first person plural: "What are we having tonight?" It's condescending. My wife and I actually overheard someone telling the waitress, "I don't know about you, but I'm having the <name of dish>"
vaspers the grate aka steven e. streightvaspers88 # Saturday, February 17, 2007 9:18:03 AM
In all the manic hoopla about "branding" and "rich customer experience" the marketing dolts focus primarily on "superior product" and "communicating better to the target audience". What BS.
The important thing is how the front line workers, wait staff, sales clerks treat the customer, and how customer complaints are handled.
Limiting customer choices, in a bizarre and unexpected manner, is a very stupid marketing plan. It's like an automobile company only having black and red cars.
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vaspers the grate aka steven e. streightvaspers88 # Sunday, February 18, 2007 6:27:12 PM
But I don't judge local or chain restaurants by those lofty standards, mostly forgotten now. I try to be open minded. I try not to be fussy and picky and overly critical. I have worked in restaurants like most people working their way through college or whatever. I am very sympathetic with wait staff and cooks.
BTW, I did get my change back from the bartender.
And yes, to take the moral high ground (upon which I teeter drunkenly like an illegal alien on such noble turf), I would have said:
"But sir, your masochism cannot possibly be that over the top. This is a massive tip for my meager service. I cannot let you cower like a chump all your life. I must make you be a Man and rise to the occasion presented by this mistake. You gave me 20 grim reapers, not 10. This is an unheard of $14 tip on an overpriced $5.50 Myers's rum and coke. I shan't stand by and watch you self-flagellate in this unseemly manner!"
Eddie LopezEddie_Lopez # Sunday, February 18, 2007 9:36:33 PM
Probably both. I haven't been there in awhile- if they would let my kid scribble all over the table like Macaroni Grill, then I'd go more often
I'd also point out that there is an Olive Garden that's about 1 minute from my home that I've never eaten at in the 1.5 years I've lived here.
vaspers the grate aka steven e. streightvaspers88 # Monday, February 19, 2007 12:16:01 AM
I suspected that the "sample" was not free, and even if it was, I suspected the wine would not be to my liking. So we said, "No." My God, I was drinking a rum and coke. Wine would not mix well with that.
The waitress whisked our wine glasses away, in a huff it seemed.
What a shoddy, stupid restaurant. I loathe their dim wit commercials, with mafioso chortling about being "home" and with "family", that mob boss grandpa, I could eat the eyeballs right out of his ugly head.
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Eddie LopezEddie_Lopez # Tuesday, April 10, 2007 12:24:47 AM
That said, there are certainly elements of that throughout the comments and what not
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