Happiness Is

I don't see what is so special about a room for a bed! You might think something special happens there. Why I think they should re-name it the Main TV Room or the Play Room or the Leakey Water Bed room, or I wish you would shut up and go to sleep room. How about naming it the room for all the dogs and cats to sleep room. When I go into the bedroom the first thing I do is pull off my shoes!!So obviously then you would want to call it the stinky room. When I was very young and would coax a young girlfriend into my bedroom, I would have called it the nervous as hell room! In later years it was a different story! haha But just for fun, being very cocky and self glorifying these would be quite funny to use : satisfaction giving room, mutual satisfaction room, moaning room ( I like that one!), stellar experience room, amazing sight room. ugly bird room (have to tell you the joke re. that sometime) excuse ME room, catapult room, oscillating machine room. But now it will have to be named the room for popping Viagra, or the heart-attack room, the it happens to everybody room, how about, the got a headache room, the master bedroom (no bates allowed). the do you want to change the channel room, the would you please quit kicking off the covers room, and last but not least: would you please look at that pimple on my ass room!