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Little Know but very Untrue Facts

Gettysburg Address: 422 Harrisburg Road.

For whom the Bell Tolls: for late school kids

War of 1812: fought in 1922

To Be or Not To Be: No I think it's 4G

Midnight Ride of Paul Revere: was at 3:26pm

Boston Tea Party: Original name for Starbucks

Joan Rivers: flows into Ricki Lake

Amelia Earhart: eloped with Howdy Doody

Victoria's Secret: really a man

You Roll Up the SidewalksInfamous Chinese Proverbs

Comments

DeeDee 16. January 2008, 15:33

hey, yea i seen it. kinda busy this morning. i woke up to karen yelling at the girls "Get yer pants on!" "Come here child! Let me brush yer hair!" "Those socks are mis-mated!" oh, my head...where's the volume control on this woman?

DeeDee 16. January 2008, 15:35

I like it! It's funny! Victoria's secret :lol: a man! We found out her(his) secret :eyes:

Cois 16. January 2008, 17:24

To believe or not to believe.. :confused: that is the question :rolleyes:

DeeDee 16. January 2008, 17:42

hey, quest away!

Fallin Nightbow 16. January 2008, 19:02

Originally posted by valius324:

and each week one couple with the lowest score...


becomes a two-course meal.
MORE PORK SAUSAGE!!!!!
:lol:

DeeDee 16. January 2008, 19:03

:D

Valius 16. January 2008, 21:31

Hey Cois lol...now you see what I do in my spare time! lol

Valius 16. January 2008, 21:35

DeeDee you hold Cois and I'll get some rope...lol

Cois I'm recruiting! Trying to get someone to visit the "Bible Studies" pages that I help DeeDee with.

We don't really need the members but we ran out of heating oil and the more the warmer. lol ( and I just lied...we do need the members (Mia culpa, mia culpa!) and I need more coffee!

DeeDee 16. January 2008, 21:52

java, java, java, java, java, java, java, java, java, java, java, java, java, java, java, java

Valius 16. January 2008, 22:00

DeeDee I honestly didn't know you were Jewish.

Cois 16. January 2008, 22:11

:lol: I'd end up ticking people off if I joined the group.. my religion left me long loong ago..:left:

Valius 16. January 2008, 22:16

I think I understand what you are saying. But if you are ever up for wanting to be crucified come join us in Bible Studies. We can do the job. lol

DeeDee 16. January 2008, 22:21

java! coffee! :lol: who's getting crucified?

Cois 16. January 2008, 22:23

:eek: i'll pass for now..p: I might just take a peek though..

DeeDee 16. January 2008, 22:25

no pressure :left:

Valius 16. January 2008, 22:31

OH java...coffee...I was going to say "Mommy why are we talking like this...we're not Jewish" Old joke and I can't remember the joke only the punch line.

Yess coffee for everybody!

Hey you other guys...put the cross back...then join us for coffee.

DeeDee 16. January 2008, 22:32

:lol:

Valius 16. January 2008, 22:34

PS

Cois I think you actually liked the lions...so if you do the whole graphic is yours...it's an original (my own design). Take it or use it at will. Now you can get your avatar off my neck...he's a strong one.

Valius 16. January 2008, 22:36

Sorry guys but I just heard the news...O J Simpsom just went to court today and the judge doubled his bail...I think that is so funny. I never knew Simpson was so dumb!

DeeDee 16. January 2008, 22:43

i'm behind the times...:left:

Valius 16. January 2008, 23:26

No worry that's O.J.s problem and he does not deserve your attention.

You failed to mention if I got a thumbs up or down for the message I left our friend on Cocoa's behalf.

DeeDee 16. January 2008, 23:31

oh crap!
I liked it. Hang on. Watch your screen

DeeDee 17. January 2008, 01:00

where'd ya go?

Valius 17. January 2008, 01:17

I went just to drop down into whitestones the I went pass "Greystones"...

Over past the Asylum...that a real place...they tried to give me a test as soon as I got there. a little scary.

Gee... you seemed ok to me at first ... tell me how long have they been letting you visit home?

Cois 17. January 2008, 01:18

uhm............... toilet? :whistle:

DeeDee 17. January 2008, 01:23

Toilet!?! In the bathroom! Where's yer manners?

DeeDee 17. January 2008, 01:27

actually, before opera, that's where i blogged at. if i get kicked from here, I always have the :insane: assylem!

Cois 17. January 2008, 01:37

Darn! I meant 'to let!'to let the dog out.. Homer: Doh!:rolleyes: shoot me now its 4 in the morning and my brain is fried.. :bomb:

DeeDee 17. January 2008, 01:43

:lol: playtime is over young man...go to beef!

Cois 17. January 2008, 07:29

Beef? :chef: someone say beef? :chef:

DeeDee 17. January 2008, 13:16

cow beef! It's what's fer dinner MOOOO:chef:

Cois 17. January 2008, 14:18

cow:chef:

DeeDee 17. January 2008, 14:22

we had deer stew last night. Yum!

Cois 17. January 2008, 15:31

Never tasted deer..p: not that its even available anywhere I know..:rolleyes: although lots of other wild to choose from..:chef:

DeeDee 17. January 2008, 15:32

what do you have there?

Cois 17. January 2008, 17:53

hmmm... I've had some.. springbuck, wildebeest, various small buck species native here and kudu.. others include warthog, wildpig and crocodile at this farm.. (you should see the menu) Some other weird stuff I've tried once and never again..p:

DeeDee 17. January 2008, 18:13

sounds interesting are they good?

Cois 17. January 2008, 18:15

depends who the cook is.. p:

DeeDee 17. January 2008, 18:19

greyeye80 says, "I Cook!" He's my :chef:

Cois 18. January 2008, 08:27

p:

DeeDee 18. January 2008, 13:52

valius, i have some german recipes. would you care to try some? I'll get them posted asap

Valius 18. January 2008, 14:04

Great, but if any contain German beer...I'll pass! lol

DeeDee 18. January 2008, 14:07

I'll have to check.

Dark One 19. January 2008, 12:19

i love the bell tolls phrase, it be cool indeed

Valius 19. January 2008, 13:06

I know that Toga liked Victoria's secret but I still like Gettysburg Address: 422 Harrisburg Road. best...I don't know why it's kind of corny but the best I could think of...I still like it.

And only someone that was late to school (like me and maybe you)? would like the bells! lol

Dark One 19. January 2008, 13:07

That's actually my biggest character flaw, procrastination.

Valius 19. January 2008, 13:30

That's funny to hear you say that...when I was young that was also my biggest flaw. Then sometimes by the time I got around to something it was no point. Oh have you just made me remember so much.

But now I do things right away...I never let anything wait now...Being older I like to get it done and clear my mind fast before I forget. Then my time is mine without anything to be over my head.

It changes and I wouldn't even worry about it yet.

You're going to do better than you think...Only doubt can (not stop you but) slow you down.

Hey if you don't know what color a hat is...pick one and stick to it no matter what.lol Take that green hat walk right up to someone...look them squarely in the eye and ask them to hold your red hat. If they look like they are going to say something...stare right through them and say "RED"

All I'm saying is you and you alone choose your own path.

You just pick the one that feels right and that you can believe in.

got to go now! I know one day you're going to be stronger than you think now.

Dark One 19. January 2008, 13:33

Valius thank you, truly, thanks, i will keep your words in my thoughts, stay well and be safe.

Fallin Nightbow 21. January 2008, 17:02

Valius is right. My biggest flaw is I take in and bottle up my feelings. To be honest it annoys Toga sometimes. She just needs to RELAX!!!

Dark One 21. January 2008, 17:03

make her relax man :cool:

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