Part Of The Problem

Lady Bunny Rules.






Read this now.

Etc.




More - of the same ::


Alfa Male (capital k mix) [mp3]

Nothing In Particular




Hopefully, NyQuil will make it happen for me - but, alas, I'm afraid I have developed a resistance to all legal drugs, which does not help with this, the Shebob of colds. Hello, my name is Sean - and these are my sinuses. Sinii...whatever, fuck-off. Here's something new ::


Alfa Male (space mix) [mp3]

Friends With Benefits




We, The Gays, as a group, haven't really caught onto this bit of progressive breeder nomenclature - we still call them 'tricks' - because I guess we're just way too bitter to turn that frown upside-down. I'm talking to you, ladies...



Alfa Male [mp3]

Too Many Sherbets




"First, you are drunk....Second, this is not a waltz; it is the Peruvian national anthem. And third, I am not a woman; I am the Cardinal Archbishop of Lima."

Apres Le Deluge..



...there's gonna be a helluva sketch. Always thinking, I just did a mix for that eventuality ::


3 lines & a martini [soft landing mix] [mp3]

12 Gays Of Christmas




On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love sent to me :: a rash.

On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love sent to me :: 2 parrots, named Patsy & Eddie. And they never fucking shut-up.

On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love sent to me (and 2 different cruising sites) :: 3 copies of that accidental orgy tape we made last weekend.

On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love sent to me :: 4 samples of Biotherm's Activ Lift...gotta love the products-for-no-money plan!!!

On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love sent to me :: Who cares - you shoulda seen the UPS guy.

On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love sent me :: to rehab

On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love sent to me :: 7 Lords 'a Leapin'...some new Falcon Studios release.

On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love sent to me :: uh, nothing(!) - you see, we went to brunch - which was cool - but then his ex...a-d-r-i-a-n...was there, at the table, like, beside us, and so he got all pissy, so I got kinda drunk, took a percocet, and passed out in the cab. Whatever.

On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love sent to me :: 9 pairs of Puma's. My Numbered Limited Edition Puma's, to be precise. Good thing, 'cuz I was just about to call that hit man.

On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love sent to me :: His portion of the rent...10 days late.

On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love sent to me :: 11 previously taped episodes of Passions - Love you!!

On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love sent to me :: Huh? Is it New Years yet?

Now Prance




Hold That Sucker Down (my leftover sample mix) [mp3]

I Cook For Him






Lukshon Kugel

1/2 lb. wide egg noodles
1 lb. creamed or whipped cottage cheese
1 cup sour cream
1/4 lb. unsalted butter, melted
1/2 cup sugar
2 eggs, beaten
3/4 cup golden raisins
2 medium Granny Smith apples, peeled and sliced thin
pinch of salt
pinch of cinnamon
1 tsp. vanilla extract

butter for greasing baking pan

sour cream and fresh berries as an accompaniment, if desired




Preheat the oven to 350°F. Boil the noodles until al dente, and drain. In a large mixing bowl, combine drained noodles and remaining ingredients (through and including vanilla extract) and toss well. Transfer the mixture to a buttered 13 x 9 x 2-inch baking dish, and bake 40 minutes, uncovered. Cover with foil and bake an additional 20 minutes, or until cooked through. Remove from oven and let cool before cutting into squares. Serve warm or at room temperature with sour cream and/or fresh berries on the side, if desired.

Makes 8 servings.

I Cook For Him






Lukshon Kugel

1/2 lb. wide egg noodles
1 lb. creamed or whipped cottage cheese
1 cup sour cream
1/4 lb. unsalted butter, melted
1/2 cup sugar
2 eggs, beaten
3/4 cup golden raisins
2 medium Granny Smith apples, peeled and sliced thin
pinch of salt
pinch of cinnamon
1 tsp. vanilla extract

butter for greasing baking pan

sour cream and fresh berries as an accompaniment, if desired




Preheat the oven to 350°F. Boil the noodles until al dente, and drain. In a large mixing bowl, combine drained noodles and remaining ingredients (through and including vanilla extract) and toss well. Transfer the mixture to a buttered 13 x 9 x 2-inch baking dish, and bake 40 minutes, uncovered. Cover with foil and bake an additional 20 minutes, or until cooked through. Remove from oven and let cool before cutting into squares. Serve warm or at room temperature with sour cream and/or fresh berries on the side, if desired.

Makes 8 servings.