HAPPY DEEPAWALI 2all my frns n visitors....

Life never promised u anything..........nor did God promise.....
But people did......
Some said they'll never leave u...........(Lie)
Some said they will love u till death.......(Lie)
Some said you're the most precious
one........(Lie)
Life is made of such sweet Lies.........
In the end of all that.....matters is......
How u faced the time when u finally realized those were Lies......and how truthful u were.......
We may ask ''wuldn't life be much batter if these Lies were never told?''
Bt the true fact,......which is yet harder.....When u realized that,
the Times u lived on those big Lies
were d best tyms of your life.

One day, a girl 16 yrs old, heard from her mother that if she does a regular prayer for 4 yrs, a divin 'Angel' will come to her in he dreams and give her 3 'Boons.'
So she decided to do it. She completed 4 yrs successfully,doing regularly.
Now it was a day 4 "Angel" to come. So she slept earlier with thoughts in her mind to ask, and, really one "Angel"comes in her dreams.Now this is the dialogue between them.
Angel:- O girl, u prayed to me regularly within last 4 yrs, so i'm very-very happy with u. I'll complete any of your 3 'Wishes.' You can ask anything u like, but there is one condition.
Girl:- Condition,what is that???
Angel:- You have a Boyfriend?
Girl:- Yes.
Angel:- When u were doing prayer, he was waiting for u, So he also secrificed same as u. More over he did't know anythin about Boon and all, so he is also eligible for the Boons.
So whatever u will ask, he will get 10 times more than that of u.
If u agreed,then proceed to the 1st Boon.
Girl:- (After thinking 4 something) Yes i'm ready.
Girl:- 1st make me 10 times richer than the richest person of the world.
Angel:- But you Boyfriend willbe 10 times richer than u?

Girl:- It's ok.
Angel:- Be as u wish.

Girl:- 2nd make me 10 times more beautiful than the the most beautiful girl in the world.

Angel:- But your Boyfriend will be 10 times more handsome than the most handsome boy in the world?

Girl:- It's ok.

Angel:- Be as you wish.

Angel:- Now the last Boon remains.

Girl:- O Angel give me a mild HEART-ATTACK.

Angel:- What??? Are u sure???

Girl:- Yes, Very sure.

Angel:- Be as u wish.

Think friend, what happen to her Boyfried he got a server heart-attack and died once.
While the Girlfriend alive, thus she became the world's most beautiful girl and the richest one too.

Moral:- So intelligent the girls are, girls r really more intelligent than we believe about them to be. So be careful boys.
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,Dear friends, don't worry, actually what happened is something different than what you all think. Actually the Girl's Boyfriend got a HEART-ATTACK, 10 times milder than that of the Girl.

So the Boyfriend lived longer than the Girl, being world's richest and the most handsome boy.

Moral:- Boys don't worry if u think that you have girlfriend, intelligent than you.
Just 4 fun with truth.....ha-haaaa-ha

Man discovered Colours
and invented paints
Woman got inspired from paints and invented 'Makeup'

Man discovered 'Word'
and invented 'Conversation'
Woman got inspired from 'conversation' and invented 'Gossip'

Man discovered 'Agriculture' and
invented 'Food'
Woman got inspired from 'Food'
and invented 'Diet'

Man discovered 'Frienship' and
invented 'Love'
Woman got inspired from 'Love'
and invented 'Love Triangles'

Man discovered 'Trading' and
invented 'Money'
Woman got 'Money' and start 'Shopping'
That's it.
Thereafter,man has discovered and invented lot of thinngs ............while Woman r still stuck with shopping.
Ha-ha-haa

Three people check into the hotel, they paid $30 to the manager and went to the room.
But, the manager finds out that the room rate is just $25, so he gives $5 to the Bellboy to return.
On the way to the room Bellboy realized that $5 would be difficult to share among 3 people so he keeps $2, and gives $1 to each person,
now each person paid $10 and got back $1,
So they paid $9 each, total =$27.
The Bellboy has $2 so total=$29,
Where is the remaining dollar????

How many time you can substract the number 2 from the number 32 ?

One day Kerry celebrated her birthday.
Two days latter her older twin brother,Terry, celebrated his birthday.
How come?

.Happy valentine day