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What is height of Fashion?
-- 'Dhoti with a Zip.'

What is height of Secrecy?
-- 'Offering blank Visiting-Cards'.

What is height of active laziness?
-- 'Asking for a lift to house,while on a morning walk'.

What is height of laziness?
-- 'Adopting a child'.

What is height of Forgetfulness?
-- 'Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him/her last'

What is height of stupidity?
-- 'A man looking through a key hole of a Glass door'.

What is height of suicide?
-- 'A dwarf jumpeing from the footpath on the road.'

What is height of De-hydration?
-- 'A cow giving Milk-powder.'

What is height of honesty?
-- 'A Pregnant woman taking One and a half ticket.
Ha-haaaa