Simple Solutions to make you smile...
Thursday, 22. November 2007, 09:21:52
1. If you're choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down
your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.
2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone
else to hold while you chop.
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the
sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a
few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use
a timer.
5. A mousetrap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from
rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you'll be
afraid to cough.
7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duck Tape. If it doesn't
move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use
the duck tape.
8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Daily Thought: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS
Finally, if you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.
Peace, Love and Eternal Cosmic Wisdom
your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.
2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone
else to hold while you chop.
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the
sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a
few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use
a timer.
5. A mousetrap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from
rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you'll be
afraid to cough.
7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duck Tape. If it doesn't
move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use
the duck tape.
8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Daily Thought: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS
Finally, if you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.
Peace, Love and Eternal Cosmic Wisdom
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Talks When She Sleeps # 22. November 2007, 11:32
Oh, and it's Duct tape
dɹɐzılpǝkɔıw ɐʞɐ ɹǝɥgɐllɐg lǝbɐsı # 22. November 2007, 11:35
Talks When She Sleeps # 22. November 2007, 11:39
dɹɐzılpǝkɔıw ɐʞɐ ɹǝɥgɐllɐg lǝbɐsı # 22. November 2007, 11:42
The Once And Future King # 22. November 2007, 11:50
Cheryl # 23. November 2007, 17:05
dɹɐzılpǝkɔıw ɐʞɐ ɹǝɥgɐllɐg lǝbɐsı # 23. November 2007, 17:15
Eliane a/k/a Elly # 24. November 2007, 02:02
Robert Hurley # 24. November 2007, 04:18
That is all...
Eliane a/k/a Elly # 24. November 2007, 05:56
Robert Hurley # 26. November 2007, 17:24
k;-)>
dɹɐzılpǝkɔıw ɐʞɐ ɹǝɥgɐllɐg lǝbɐsı # 26. November 2007, 17:43