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I don't own naruto

By wewacian
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Naruto: what's this? im inexpecitly in a room that doesnt have any actual physical boundaries yet i cant escape?

Wewacian: yeah, that's about it

Naruto: go figure, i finally get something right and no one's around to see it

Kakashi: Hi there Naruto, what is this crazy place?

Naruto: werent you paying attention earlier?

Kakashi:...what?

Naruto: nevermind

Sakura: im just here because I followed Sasuke...

Sasuke suddenly walked out of the spa in just a towel

Sasuke: wait a second...this isnt the Uchiha family spa and waffle house, THIS ISNT THE UCHIHA FAMILY SPA AND WAFFLE HOUSE AT ALL!

Gai: KAKASHI! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE AS WELL?

Kakashi:...fantastic...you're here

Lee: Gai sensei?

Gai: Lee?

Lee: GAI SENSEI!

Gai: LEE!

and they hugged as the wall closest to them turned into a sunset with a wave crashing

Kakashi: one day ill figure out how he does that...one day...

Neji: what am I gunna do with all this junk all this junk...up...in...my...WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BATHTUB!?!?! WHERE'S WHY THE HELL ARE THEY HUGGING?!

Sasuke: yeah, what of him?

Sasuke: nothing.-snicker-

Sakura: sausage-kun! your laugh is so heart warming!

Sasuke:...-shoves sakura into random pit of silence-

Kakashi: finally...

Gaara: great, im in ANOTHER fanfiction...what is it this time? sandcest? me and the pink haired one? fan letters?

Naruto: last one

Gaara: ah,you mean the one where I conveniently say something that explains what to do by creating an example such as this one

Dear Gaara,

you kick ass and I was wondering where you hide your teddy bear?

signed-(your screen name)

Gaara: then i'd answer it.

Naruto: with wacky results

Orochimaru: wakkawakka!

Sasuke: the hell? why are you here

wewacian: comic relief

Orochimaru:-honks a clown horn-

Shikimaru: HAHAHAHAHAHA...clown horns -wipes laughing tear-

Temari: why am I here? no one ever writes to me...

Heather or something: and people barely remember me...AND IT'S TENTEN!

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write in! do it! for I command it to be so!

love Wewacian

dont own Naruto
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Here's a letter from ItachiUchiha

"Well since you have Neji here, Neji do you like Tenten if not is there someone else you rather be paired with?
Gaara what would you do if Shikamaru and Temari were to be together?
Naruto are you aware that there are other girls besides Sakura and that there is one in particular who loves you and won't beat you up like Sakura does?
Orochimaru which would you rather have Kabuto or Sasgay? Sasgay did you know that Itachi is stronger that Orochimaru so you're basically wasting you time? Kakashi what's up with reading that book of yours? Are makes you look like a closet perv?
Last but least Sakura and Ino why do you have to be so stupid? Do you know that Sasgay doesn't like either of you"

Sasuke: -crying...like a wuss-

Tenten: NEJIGETOVERHEREIGOTAQUESTION!

Neji: what? no way!-reads letter- heh...sasgay

Naruto: are you going to answer the question Neji?

Neji: no, i think we should skip it

Tenten: yeah...

wewacian: you have to

Orochimaru: you totally have to -honks nose-

Neji: fine...no, i hate her more than Lee

Naruto: aaaaaaaaaannnd?

Neji: and i'd rather not be paired with anyone because i find what you people sick and wrong.

Naruto: don't be like that Neji

Neji:-shows sasunaru picture-

Naruto: DAMN YOU INTERNET! I CURSE THEE BACK TO HELL WHERE THOU COMETH FROM!

Sasuke: why the hell are you talking like that? loser.

Naruto: it makes it more dramatic

Orochimaru: oh yeah! who's got a shirt cause mine's comin off!

Sakura: OH GOD MY EYES!

Jaraiya:AAAAAAAAAHHHHH IT'S SO PALE AND DISCUSTING!

Kakashi: when did you get here Jaraiya?

Jaraiya: just now

Itachi: oh Orochimaru, you so crazy

Shikimaru: how are you taking this so well Itachi?

Itahchi: he was my roomate in evil ninja college, how are YOU handling this so well?

Shikimaru: emotions are so troublesome

Lee: I LOVE MY EYEBROWS!

Kakashi: Gaara, you have a question

Gaara: I would kill him, DURRRR -smacked- OW WHAT THE HELL TEMARI!?

Temari: what have I told you about murdering my boyfriends?

Gaara: ...not to

Temari: or else what?

Gaara: or else Mr.Fluffywuffyteddykins gets it.

Temari: damn straight

Gaara: ugh...move on to Naruto's question.

Naruto: yeah, i know about Hinata, im not a dumbass.

Hinata: you...you knew I loved you?

Naruto: yeah, but before I could ever tell you I knew you fainted, or blushed and ran away

Hinata: -fainted-

Naruto: yeah, like that

Orochimaru: I dont have to choose, we all love each other equally -honks nose-

Kabuto: actually, i dont like Sasuke

Orochimaru: that's not what you said last night.

Sasuke: in bed! oh...wait..DAMN IT!

Naruto: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I KNEW YOU WERE GAY!

Sakura: NO! MY DREAMS! -jumps out window-

Naruto: what a bitch...

Sasuke: well...I...

Orochimaru: he joined he likes the way i do it right thurr

Kabuto: right thurr?

Orochimaru: yeah, an elderly japanese man using slang is hilarious

Kabuto: not really...kinda...retarded

Orochimaru: bitch, respect my fresh!

Sasuke: why DID I join him...i mean it's a snake obsessed 60 year old and a male nurse...

wewacian: alright just move onto the next question

Kakashi: -reading book-...reading a porn book out in the open makes me look like a closet pervert? you've got alot to learn kid...

Jaraiya: and what the hell was up with his spelling

Naruto: his mom was up with his spelling!

Jaraiya: NICE! -high five-

Sakura: -dead-

Ino: WHAT!? SASUKE TOTALLY LOVES ME!and I dont HAVE to be stupid, i choose to be

Sasuke: I dont love you...how many times must I tell you this? and while im at it, STOP F-edited-ING STARING AT ME THROUGH MY WINDOW AT NIGHT!

Ino: you...you say me?

Sasuke: why do you think I moved my mirror?

Ino:...damn

Sasuke: ill take those pictures now

Ino: I uh...sold them...

Sasuke: to whom?

Ino: I...I..dont...know...I sold them on Ninja E-bay

Sasuke: aw...crap

wewacian: moving on to the next letter

Tenten: Don't worry Tenten! I remember you! You're my favorite kunoichi, just so you know! You rock!

Temari: You rock too! How do you dela with your brothers?

Gaara: -Hugs Gaara- You're so cute Gaara! Umm...is there anyone in the cast you like?

Lee: -Hugs Lee- I love you Lee! You're so cool! Why do you like Sakura? No offence to Sakura because I kind of like her character, but she's very VERY shallow.

Shikamaru: -Hugs Shikamaru- You're one of my fave characters too. Is there a girl you like in the cast?

Naruto: -Hugs Naruto- I like you a lot, too, because without you there would be no show!

Ino: You're a cool character, no matter what anyone says! You just need to get over Sasuke, kay? You're so much cooler than Sakura in my opinion!

Sakura: I don't hate you, but I don't really like you either. You're kind of annoying...and Sasuke obsessed. Why of all people would you like Sasuke?

Sasuke: Are you gay? Just wondering...

Pooh Bear Is My Hero

Tenten: hear that Neji? I ROCK!

Neji: no you dont...she was just saying that to make you feel better about yourself and not do anything drastic like Sakura.

Temari: headphones hidden in my hair

Gaara: really?

Temari: yeah

Kankuro: same here, why else would I wear this stupid hat?

Gaara: -sand blocks hug- there's no one I love in the cast except for Mr.Fluffywuffyteddykins

Ino: not even me?

Gaara: especially not you

Ino: -crys in corner with Sasuke-

Lee: I LOVE SAKURA CAUSE SHE'S SO FULL OF YOUTH!!

Neji:...you DO know she jumped out of a window right?

Lee: wha-what?! NOT MY PRECIOUS SAKURA-CHAAAAAAAAAAN!

he screamed as he jumped out after her

Gai: NO! ONLY STUDENT WHY!

Neji: HEY im your student to!

Gai: MY STUDENTS ARENT SLUTS -throws a box of condoms at neji-

Neji: OW STOP THAT!

Gai: STOP BEING SO UNYOUTHFULLY SLUTTY!-throws more boxes-

Shikimaru:-was hugged- love is so troublesome...

Naruto: What? another hug?

Gaara: NO NARUTO! WATCH OUT! -intercepts hug-

Gaara then fell on the ground motionless

Naruto: no...Gaara...you..you took a hug for me...why?

Gaara: -cough- I...couldnt...-cough- bear to see you hit again...

Naruto: Gaara...I...I always loved you! dont die on me!

Hinata: -devastated-

Gaara: give me...one...last..kiss...

Naruto: anything Gaara...anything...

he moved in closer to Gaara

Kakashi: stop acting so dramatic Gaara, it's just a hug

Naruto: oh yeah...

Gaara: damnit Kakashi why you always gotta be a cockblocker?

Kakashi: it..makes me feel better about myself -sniffle-

Iruka: no Kakashi...dont cry..I'd hate to see your face befuddled by sadness...

Kakashi: oh Iruka, you know just how to make me fel better.

and they passionately kissed

everyone: -utter shock-

Naruto:...HA! you owe me 5 dollars sas-GAY

Sasuke: it's sasu-KE! KE!

Naruto: you're such a wuss

Ino: -crying-

Sasuke: IM NOT GAY! IM NOT!

Orochimaru: that's not what you proved last night

Sasuke: last night was different!

Orochimaru: how?

Sasuke: there weren't people around to hear it.

Naruto: -stops tape recorder-

Sasuke: WHAT THE HELL NARUTO!?

Naruto: he he he

Sasuke: just move onto Ino's question!

Jaraiya: does that even count as a question?

Itachi: no, i dont think it did...

Gai: YOUTH!

Kakashi: -still reading-

Gai: CURSE YOU KAKASHI AND YOUR WILD AND CRAZY HIPNESS!!!

Kakashi:...-scratches head-...

Shikimaru: yeah...that's REAL wild and crazy

Kimimaru: BABALOO!

Naruto: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Sasuke: who's the wuss now?

Naruto: snake man and male nurse

Sasuke: -emo corner-

Chouji: wait a second...this isnt the cannibals convention

Orochimaru: DUN, DUN, DUUUUUUUUUN

Kabuto: Orochimaru-sama enough shinanigans, it's time to go

Orochimaru: but I was having fun

Kabuto: it's time for the massage though

Orochimaru: oh...I see..cmon Sasuke

Sasuke: man...

Naruto: how come they get to leave?

wewacian: because I said so

Naruto: that's not very fair...

wewacian: life isnt fair, just look at all the kids around you.

Naruto: well...I see what you mean...

Orochimaru, Kabuto and Sasuke walked through a door marked "spa"

Naruto: FREEDOM! AND ONLY IN CHAPTER TWO!

just when he reached the doorway he was electrecuted

Naruto: ow...FREEDOM! -bzzt- owie...FREEDOM! -bzzt- ughh, -bzzt,bzzt,bzzt,bzzt,bzzt,bzzt-

wewacian: YOU'RE NOT GUNNA GET THROUGH!

Naruto: YES I AM!

Shikimaru:...who is he talking to?

Ino: hell if I know

Lee: YOUTH!

wewacian: oh and have a delicious cookie for helping me draw out this -tosses cookie to poohbear-

Gaara: why does SHE get a cookie?

wewacian: weren't you paying attention?

Gaara: never

wewacian: why do you care if she gets a cookie?

Gaara: well...I wanted a cookie

wewacian: you dont deserve a cookie

Gaara: yes I do

wewacian: well...I guess I could give you a cookie

Chouji: can I have one to?

wewacian: no...only Gaara

Chouji: why only him?

wewacian: -gives Gaara cookie- he deserves one

Chouji: hmph

wewacian:...wuss

Shikimaru: dont make fun of chouji

wewacian: what? and making of people isnt troublesome?

Shikimaru:...-falls asleep-

Ino: how's he do that standing?

Orochimaru: it's best not to ask such questions

Ino: why are you even here?

Orochimaru: cause people love me

Ino: who might these people be?

Orochimaru: every fan of our show with half a mind

Ino: no one likes you

Orochimaru: they do SO

Ino: nuh-uh!

Orochimaru: yeah-HUH

Ino: NO!

Orochimaru: YES!

Ino: NO!

Orochimaru: YES!

Ino: NO!

Orochimaru: YES!

Ino: NO!

Orochimaru: YES!

Ino: NO!

Orochimaru: YES!

Ino: NO!

Orochimaru: yes times infinity

Ino: CHEATER!

Orochimaru: YOU'RE a cheater

Ino: your FACE is a cheater

Orochimaru: that's retarded

Ino: well it takes two to tango

wewacian: shouldnt you be at the spa Orochimaru

Orochimaru: right...-poofs backt o spa-

Naruto: spa? FREEDOM! -bzzt-

Kiba: naruto...seriously stop

Naruto: you cant tell me what to do! you arent my REAL dad!

Kiba: IM NOT YOUR DAD AT ALL!

Zabuza: babaloo?

----end for now---

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