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Bagel madness

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Bagels have never been one of my things - neither to eat nor to bake. In fact, until recently, I had never tried to make bagels myself. I never gave much thought to the fact that I have never seen a bagel in Sweden, and the bagels I have seen outside the United States were poor, pathetic imitations of real bagels. Think, if you will, of very dry regular bread rolls shaped into a doughnut round with a hole in the middle. Bagels, though, need to be incredibly dense and chewy - not what you get with regular bread. Thus, those who love bagels will be sadly and sorely disappointed if they chance upon what passes for a "bagel" in most of western Europe. I am sure there are exceptions, but not being a bagel connoisseur, I have not gone on a mission to seek them out the way I would with good coffee or bubble tea. (And with bubble tea, I am not necessarily on a hunt for well-prepared bubble tea - I just want to see if and where it exists at all in European cities.) Bagels, as far as I can tell, are just not a part of the European palate - the times I have seen bagels introduced on a limited scale, they did not seem to be particularly popular regardless of how they were done up (toasted/buttered or fully decked out with a smörgåsbord of schmear).

A Swedish colleague and friend who lived for a long time in the US announced a few months ago that she loves and misses bagels and asked if I ever bake those. The truth is, my relationship with yeast breads/doughs is a bit of a roller coaster. I used to make breads, rolls and other such things all the time - but when I started moving around all the time, it sort of fell to the wayside. There is something about bread baking that feels like (as strange as this sounds) you need to be at home to do it. And by "home" I mean a permanent, settled kind of place where you feel comfortable and relaxed. Bread takes patience and caring, and this is not possible for me if I am moving from country to country, oven to oven, and so forth. While I am still a bit too mobile sometimes, I have my home base in the countryside - and the time seemed right to rekindle the romance with bread baking (especially since I had such an eager audience to act as a taste tester).

I did some reading, mixed and matched some recipes and tallied up one bagel-making experience as a total failure. (My friend Naomi informed me that bagels will all turn out right if I just convert first (to Judaism) Shalom!) smile My second experience, last weekend, turned out considerably better - although I used too much flour (all the recipes I found actually dictated too much). Lesson learned and the third time may be the charm.

Nevertheless, my colleague took home the bounty - I made plain, onion, sesame and poppy seed bagels and will probably make a similar array next time. I may possibly attempt to make bagels for the next work fika, assuming I ever sign myself up to be the "provider" of goods/goodies for our weekly fika event. (For those not in the know, in Swedish culture there is something called "fika", which is roughly akin to a "coffee break" but it is a deeply ingrained cultural habit and implies something a bit more formal and organized than just a "coffee break" - even if you could refer to an informal coffee break where you grab a pastry as a "fika", the idea underlying the concept is seemingly more social, about sharing, involves the coffee-and-cake ritual to a high degree. In my office, we have a departmental fika once a week for half an hour and people take turns bringing something sweet like pastry or cookies on their appointed day. I have come to refer to these as "ICA fika" because most people seem to stop off at a grocery store, such as ICA, to pick up their pastry offering(s) - something I would not do, but that much is probably obvious. Not sure how well bagels and cream cheese and other "toppins" (as Wojo Samoa Tyrone would say) would go over as "fika fixins", but it might be worth a try).)

Homemade bagels

(Unfortunately I forgot to take any pictures - and they were not beauties in any case)

To make bagels the right way, you need to factor in about two days for the whole process. Not two whole days, of course, but you will need to start the day before you actually want to eat your bagels (or really early on the day you want them). You have to make a sponge first and once the bagels are formed, a bit later in the process, you have to “retard” them by putting them in the refrigerator for a few hours (or overnight). It is a multistep process to make these guys turn out right.
You will also want to think about the flour you are using. Bread flour or another high-gluten flour will work best. In Sweden this is called “vetemjöl special”.

First step: The sponge

1 teaspoon instant yeast
4 cups high-gluten or bread flour
2 1/2 cups lukewarm/room-temperature water

In a large bowl (either a large mixing bowl or the bowl of a heavy-duty stand mixer), mix the sponge ingredients together into a wet dough. Cover the bowl with plastic wrap and wait. The sponge should sit for two hours and should have approximately doubled in size. It will be ready when doubled and covered in bubbles.

Second step: Dough
1/2 teaspoon instant yeast
2 ½ to 3 cups high-gluten or bread flour, divided (up to 3 ¾ cups if needed)
2 3/4 teaspoons salt
2 teaspoons honey, molasses, or malt syrup (I used molasses)

In the same bowl as the sponge, add the dough ingredients (yeast, molasses, salt and start off with two cups of flour). Mix well. Now you’re going to knead in the remaining flour, a bit at a time.(In my first attempt, I used too much flour because the original recipe I was semi-following instructed that 3 ¾ cups would be needed, but I think 2 ½ to 3 total would have been sufficient.)

You can add flour in about a quarter-cup at a time to see if you are achieving the right texture. You can do this by hand (about 10 minutes) or with the dough hook of a stand mixer (5 to 6 minutes). The kneaded final product should feel soft and silky, not sticky at all, but be easy to work with and shape into pieces.

Make 16 evenly sized pieces with the dough. Form each piece of dough into a smooth ball and set it on a baking sheet or countertop. Cover a slightly damp kitchen towel, and let rest for about 20 minutes. (Because I used too much flour, my dough balls were not that soft or silky – were a bit dry.)

Next, line two baking sheets with parchment paper, and brush the parchment lightly with oil. Form your bagels, taking a dough ball, holding it with both hands and pushing your thumbs through the center. Smooth the formed bagel by keeping your thumbs on the inside, making a consistent hole in the middle. Place the bagels about 5 cm apart on the prepared sheets. Brush all the prepared bagels lightly with oil and cover with plastic wrap and let them rest again for 20 minutes. At this point, you can retard your bagels – placing the trays in the refrigerator for at least two hours but up to 48 hours if needed. (With one tray I did this; with another I just left them on the countertop for a few hours – both worked fine.)

Third step: Boiling before baking

When you are ready to bake your bagels, fill a deep and wide pot on the stove and bring water to a boil. Preheat your oven to 250C/500F.
1 tablespoon baking soda
Oil for the trays
Bagel toppings (I used toasted sesame seeds, poppy seeds and caramelized onions) – I suggest preparing an egg wash and getting the toppings ready before you start boiling the bagels. An egg wash will help keep the toppings on the bagels!

When the water is boiling add 1 tablespoon of baking soda to the water. Add your bagels to the water. I was able to fit three at a time. Boil each bagel for between one and two minutes on each side (the longer they are boiled, the chewier the end result – I boiled mine on each side for two minutes).Remove from the water with a slotted spoon and replace on the same oiled tray. Repeat with all bagels.

For plain bagels, just place them on the tray. For bagels with toppings, brush the bagel with your egg wash and sprinkle with selected topping as soon as the bagel has been taken from the water.
Bake each tray for a total of 10 minutes, 5 minutes first and then turn the tray around and bake for another 5 minutes. You can bake slightly longer if you want to achieve a darker hue. Remove bagels from the oven and cool on a wire rack for at least 15 minutes before slicing.

Killing with kindness and cupcakes - Looking for shows to see in 2013

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My whole life, despite what this blog makes it look like, is not about baking. I am also mad for films and music. Since leaving Seattle what feels like a lifetime ago, I have not been that active about taking in live music, though. When really, really motivated, I will somehow conjure up the energy and will and propel myself into a venue. But it's rare. It was rare in Iceland but rarer still in my Norway/Sweden life. One of my resolutions in 2013 is to get out more. Living in the forest as I do it is a bit more difficult for me than for a swinging hipster just a skip or two down the street from all the music hotspots a city has to offer. But I am willing to make the effort and even to turn up to at least the smaller shows with cookies and cupcakes. *Some* traveling musician would want them, no? See, I really want a new audience. I have been testing out the same taste buds over and over again (not that they are complaining) and just feel like sprinkling the sugar far and wide. I feel a little bit inspired because I just saw that Tamaryn is playing Gothenburg and then Oslo in February - and I must, simply must, go.

As I was looking around for the good stuff, I looked for a soundtrack for the day (semi-reviving my little soundtrack du jour tradition of yesteryear) and stumbled on Jon DeRosa's gorgeous cover of The Chills's "Submarine Bells". And it is really hard to say something is positively comparable to the original because The Chills are amazing and "Submarine Bells" is nothing short of breathtaking (perhaps because I have so many memories associated it with it).

the price of pumpkin

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Never mind the questionable availability of canned pumpkin, let's focus for a moment on the wild variations in pumpkin prices depending on where you get it.

A regular 15-ounce can of the stuff will probably cost about 2 USD. In Sweden, if I can find it (usually in the "American section" of the grocery store, the same can is priced at 35 SEK (about 5 USD). It is next to impossible to find in Norway, but I found some the other day priced at an unbelievable and outrageous 59.something NOK (almost 11 USD).



Baked goods for colleagues on a warmer than expected Tuesday morning

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Despite being officially on vacation (celebrating American Thanksgiving with my friends) I baked a few things for my colleagues and brought the goodies to work. On offer are white chocolate macadamia cookies, M&M cookies, Raffaello-candy-stuffed cupcakes with vanilla bean and coconut Swiss meringue frosting, peanut-butter stuffed chocolate cake, shortbread and brownie bites stuffed with Snickers candy bar pieces. Some of this was experimental (like the brownie bites). I almost threw the brownie bites away because they became so sticky in the pan I thought I would not get them out intact. I have no idea how they taste but I salvaged them by putting the pan in the freezer for 30 minutes and digging around the edges with a knife. (Recipes/pics to follow.)

I am a very bad girl - I still have not switched over to winter tires, which is not only dangerous this time of year but illegal in Norway. Granted, I don't drive to Norway that much any more, but here I am today... so first order of business is to take the car to get the tires changed this morning. I came to the office first, though, because I enjoy driving in the middle of the night when there are no other cars. Unfortunately there were a lot of cars (a lot for 3:30 a.m. anyway), but I had a nice, relaxing drive in any case.

The cookies are out and ready to take in reception, second and third floors of my office - so now I am free to run away to the tire change place... and then off to the airport to pick up one of the Thanksgiving guests coming to my questionable Thanksgiving soirée (questionable in that I am a decent baker but would not place bets on my cooking, despite the fact that I cook Thanksgiving every year, and the players continue to live and come back for more...).

I'm coming to find you if it takes me all night - baking begins

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Soundtrack of the last two days has been a mix of stuff like The Cure's "A Night Like This" and The Jam's "That's Entertainment" - as well as a few songs from The Aislers Set and The Dø. There is a melancholy and nostalgia (I think nostalgia implies melancholy).

I am going to start baking and see where it takes me. I made a plan and made a list but these lists easily get well out of hand with more than 20 things on them. Is this excessiveness necessary?

My dreams last night were weird. I was living at least some of the time in France, but nothing seemed at all like the France of reality. I spent most of my time in a cafe (that was a lot more like cafes I frequented in Iceland) that served coffee in French presses (which of course is what Americans call coffee presses... and French people call them Italian - and they ARE an Italian invention. Aussies and Kiwis call it a "coffee plunger" and Icelanders call this a "pressukanna"...). In the dream people went to this place specifically for the coffee, and then one day a law passed that forced all places to serve coffee in the same way (not French press). Another law was introduced at the same time that required all EU countries to harmonize car license plates!? I don't know where any of this came from.

The anxiety and annoyance of the US election will finally be over on Tuesday. Hearing Mitt Romney speak just makes me sick. The latest global prosperity index knocked the US out of the top ten countries for the first time. Not surprised to hear that. Norway is number one (not surprised to hear that either), with Denmark and Sweden right behind. (And lands of plunger coffee and Anzac biscuits, Australia and NZ, round out the top five.) Not surprising in the least. Confirmation that I made the right choices about where to live and work (not that I had any doubt).

Real estate porn and Swedish salespeople

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Sometimes for fun I look at real estate. Sometimes idly, flipping through pictures and descriptions on websites and other times more actively, actually attending viewings and contacting real estate agents to get my questions answered. Sometimes I take my own research to a strange place. When I was interested in Berlin property, I started investigating the weird and wonderful world of foreclosed properties. Of course, the information about foreclosures is only available in German, which is not a language I know - but I was determined to dig into this properly and thus armed myself with a German dictionary and figured out the how, when, where of purchasing foreclosed-upon properties in Berlin. Sure, I never applied the knowledge, but how often do I apply most of the random knowledge that is rattling around in my head (e.g., citizenship laws for too many countries to count).

In the process, both in my real estate porn and in my actual home purchase process several years ago, I discovered that Swedish real estate agents are just weird. "Weird", I grant, is not descriptive and in this case singles out one way of doing things (the "Swedish way") and makes it sound as though it is wrong. In fact, it is simply different from what I think property sales and salespeople should be like. Out in the country where I live, I understand that there is not much incentive (they get no or tiny commissions), and to some extent, in cities, the markets are just so "hot" that agents don't really have to do much.

My thinking, though, is that if I found a property I liked and lived in the US, I would contact the agent and express this interest. They would be obsessive about trying to sell it to me and,in case that did not work out, would actively be looking at other comparable properties and be pressing me on looking at those, too.

On several occasions in Sweden, when I contacted an agent again after looking at a property and seeing it had been removed from the web, they say simply, "It is sold. Sorry." And nothing more.

This would rarely, if ever, happen with an American real estate agent, who would say, "I am sorry, but the property you were interested in is sold... but I have x in the same neighborhood and have a comparable type of property in X neighborhood." Selling. Always trying to keep you on the hook. While I appreciate low-pressure salesmanship, this Swedish way feels lazy and not at all like any kind of selling. I have found in most cases that people here do not care if they are helpful or if they sell anything at all.

Power outage

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I am someone who likes to do a lot of things in the middle of the night. It is quiet, no interruptions. Tonight, my electricity went out at 1 in the morning and did not come back on until after 5, making it impossible for me to do much of anything. NO baking!

For a little while, I was able to enjoy the availability of Netflix (at last!) in Sweden; eventually the computer ran out of battery, though... so nothingness.

For as annoying as this is, it prompts overriding thoughts of how reliant we are on electricity and internet connectivity and how totally helpless we are without either.

Power outage

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I am someone who likes to do a lot of things in the middle of the night. It is quiet, no interruptions. Tonight, my electricity went out at 1 in the morning and did not come back on until after 5, making it impossible for me to do much of anything. NO baking!

For a little while, I was able to enjoy the availability of Netflix (at last!) in Sweden; eventually the computer ran out of battery, though... so nothingness.

For as annoying as this is, it prompts overriding thoughts of how reliant we are on electricity and internet connectivity and how totally helpless we are without either.

Baking ambitions - Almost reached! Sweets for Oslo on Thursday

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Oslo folks, so deprived all summer, will welcome the return of my obsession with baking. Probably. smile

I did not get as far as I wanted with my baking plans. It amazes me, though, that I got as far as I did. I really did not have that much time but still managed some of the plan. The final list is below with my wishful-thinking plans crossed out (undoubtedly to be baked sometime soon).

My ambitious baking plan included:

Shortbread
Carrot-sandwich cookies
Anzac biscuits
Dark chocolate hazelnut mini tarts
Cranberry-pistachio biscotti (altered: Cranberry-blueberry-cashew biscotti)
Tart cherry, blueberry and toasted pine nut biscotti
Oreo-stuffed chocolate chip cookies (altered: Oreo-stuffed peanut butter cookies, recipe provided in another post)
Smil-filled chocolate cookies (Rolos really would be better! But it is yet another thing unavailable to me in Sweden! How can I do my biggest, best bakes without Rolos? Without endless waterfalls of chocolate chips?)
Samoa cookies
Nanaimo bars
Mini cheesecakes with Oreo crust
Oatmeal lemon cream bars*
Caramel apple crumble bars*
Kahlua coffee cupcakes*
Malted milk chocolate cupcakes*
Brown sugar cupcakes with maple frosting and candied bacon*
Carrot pineapple spice cupcakes*

Added after the fact: Peanut butter cup-stuffed M&M cookies! (I used the linked recipe but used M&Ms instead of chocolate chips since I can't easily get chocolate chips here in Sweden; used Reese's peanut butter cups instead of brownies as the stuffing.)

*recipe, photos and taste-test verdicts to follow

Oh and how Canadian of me to have both Nanaimo bars and maple frosting!

Watching Al Jazeera English program Witness: Truth on Trial about an international war crimes tribunal, prosecuting a Rwandan priest for allegedly perpetrating acts of genocide.

Sometimes when I watch things like this or think about things like what happened in Rwanda - and things that happen all over the world all the time, I wonder how it is I can bother with baking or care about some of the petty things I bother with.

Spring soundtrack ready to go: Muck of Spring 2012

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And once more I provide a soundtrack for life... (Spotify link)

muck of spring 2012
the random gum of the feckless dupes you con


1) “Frown” – Mark Lawson …I couldn’t be the story that you wanted…
Beset by the appropriate weariness of voice, memories of living-room music sessions and a painful reminder every time this song played. “And like the setting sun, I guess now we’re all done…”

2) “On'n'On" – Justice …The story goes on and on…
Sitting in the dim light of morning realizing that once you have lost your passion for something, you might keep doing it, but it is its own form of vampirism. You go through the motions, but you are not really alive.


3) “So Cold” – The Dodos …Too late/is it too late to call back?…
For all the “frosty fuckers”, like me. But who do you think made us frozen?


4) "Me Me Me" – Lars and the Hands of Light …I want you to open your eyes up and know about me…
For the endlessly clueless and mercilessly self-absorbed. The more you care for them, the more they soak up and drain from you, rather than ever giving anything back. “Me me me me me, yeah it’s all about me.”


5) “Lie to Me” – Depeche Mode …Experiences have a lasting impression/but words once spoken don't mean a lot now…
How this can remain relevant to both the inner teenager and the disaffected adult, I don’t know. ML, JKL


6) “Drink to Me, Babe, Then" – AC Newman …Now it's come home, held on, held the truth,/Like a threat to point-blank eyes as proof,/You were too shy to lie to…
For whatever reason makes me think of ML and how easy it is to be attached to illusions.


7) “The Same Thing" – Cass McCombs …nothing in common, yet they're both the same thing…
Racing along E18 to and from Oslo.


8) “Back in the Crowd” – Tom Waits …If you've found someone new, put me back in the crowd…
So melodic and sad. "And if you don't want my love/don't make me stay…" “Take back your name/take back these wings/take my picture from the frame… and put me back in the crowd…” ML, October-December


9) “Boxer” – Lovers …What a drag not to know how you are/which of us got the raw deal/I was a dagger but in whose heart/I was the dirt beneath whose wheels…
KKK: Which of us got the raw deal? She escaped a train wreck, and I avoided the intensity that scares the shit out of me. “What a drag not to know how you are/what a drag not to know how you feel…” “Today I’m thinking of you in a new way…” Don’t block the box.


10) “The Modern Age” – Exitmusic …Holding out for another way/On the run from the modern age…
Heard on KEXP and loved the layers of sound; sort of a surprising bonus to learn the frontwoman is Aleksa Palladino, also known as the ill-fated Angela from HBO’s Boardwalk Empire. “All our promises are lies.”


11) “Tender Mercy” – Au Palais …Sometimes it’s good to be a killer…


12) “Lovesick” – Lindstrøm & Christabelle
Norrrrrrwegian and lovely.


13) “L.E.S. Artistes” – Santigold
With love for Shaina. Infectious.


14) “A1” – Darkside
Another song for late-night, empty-road driving through tunnel after tunnel. Norway loves tunnels.


15) “It’s Real” – Real Estate …I carved our names into a tree/I walked on decomposing leaves…
For Jane; vivid imagery always makes me think of her and her pending novel…


16) “Drinking Problem” – Surfer Blood …at least I know who my friends are…
For all my real friends.


17) “Waiting for the Moon to Rise” – Belle & Sebastian …If there’s a place I wanna go, then I’ll be there with you/cause in my dreams the things I’m wishing for keep coming true…
For Bruno, in Stockholm, wandering the streets (sometimes crashing into them face-first). Drill away, take all the blame (but pronounce “blame” with a Scottish accent)! “Don’t try to say to me, that this was never meant to be…”


18) “Graveyard” – Feist


19) “Serpents” – Sharon van Etten …Everyone changes, in time/I hope he changes, this time…
“You enjoy sucking on dreams,/so I will fall asleep/with someone other than you,/I had a thought, you would take me/Seriously”. How disappointing the realization that while you change, no one else does. And no one takes you seriously.


20) “Haunted Heart” – Dream Brother …I can’t make it out tonight/Got a real good alibi/Haunted heart and pretty eyes wise…
“It’s been one year and I still love her/thought I’d be fine by the end of summer…” So many missed opportunities.


21) “Origins” – Tennis
“Sensitive heart, you're doomed from the start/Meant to play the penitent part/Inquisitive mind, you're destined to find/Tempted fate and knowledge divine…”


22) “You’re a Wolf” – Seawolf …The one that you are looking for/you’re not gonna find her here…


23) “True Love Ways” – Buddy Holly


24) “Soft Shock” – Yeah Yeah Yeahs


25) “The Little Old Lady from Pasadena” – Jan & Dean …well she’s gonna get a ticket now sooner or later/but she can’t keep her foot off the accelerator…
All my promises to Annette not to drive like a maniac. This music reminds me of earliest childhood when my brother, Kyle, and I would play this and other records even though our parents did not allow us to use the record player. Disobedient…


26) “Into Black" – Blouse


27) “In Every Direction (Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr. Remix)" – Junip
I love me some Swedes!


28) “Fairy Tale in the Supermarket” – The Raincoats
Pickled herring, Felix ketchup, Swedish cheddar, Max rolls. Remnants of a “fairy tale” that only existed in the confines of the supermarket. ML.


29) “Green Aisles” – Real Estate …all those wasted miles/all those aimless drives/ through green aisles/our careless lifestyle/it was not so unwise…
Long, languorous summer drives…


30) “I Can’t Help Falling in Love with You” – Elvis Presley
Does this song make anyone else feel sad?


31) “Wintered Debts” – of Montreal …Can’t survive another comedown day/when my spirit houses so much pain/so much bitterness…
“I need to teach myself to feel again…” What about those who never knew how to feel and are wrapped in total self-hatred? For ML.


32) "The Ship Song" – Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
Never been a Nick Cave fan but somehow liked this one.


33) “Lee Cross” – Aretha Franklin …he’s a troublemaker/heartbreaker/love maker…
A song that more or less describes the “penis power” problem we are all laughing about. “A fire under the skin!”


34) “Devil’s Work” – Miike Snow …We all need somebody to love,/Be we clothed or naked…
“My hands, I feel like I've been here before/she has already spoken” (not one of those times you do something first without speaking). Yet another Swedish band – Swedes are the best, aren’t they?


35) “Green Light Go” – Modeselektor
Memories of the old days, living with a robot and a teddy bear.


36) “Borderline” –Flaming Lips & Stardeath and White Dwarfs
Madonna song from the early years – only better.


37) “The Wicked and the Blind” – The Dø …Anything to reach you…
For Bruno. “I will give you all I ever owned/All my belongings and/Treasures found/Sand and water is all I can offer/For the moment but/I will change…” Cupcakes and hairdryers.


38) “I Will Always Love You” – Dolly Parton …I wish you joy and happiness/but above all of this, I wish you love…
I love Dolly; this song was catapulted into popularity by the late Whitney Houston (I could not stand her, so I can’t bring myself to put one of her songs here. May she rest in peace, but I will take the Dolly original of this song any day).


39) “Uncertain Smile” – The The …A broken soul stares from a pair of watering eyes/uncertain emotions force an uncertain smile…
For beloved Inken and memories of last summer, salads and Strömstad.


40) “You Make the Wave Become a Sound” – Mark Lawson …All I want is something sweet…
Oh, if only.

41) “Must I Paint You a Picture?” – Billy Bragg …And there's you/A little black cloud in a dress/The temptation/To take the precious things we have apart/To see how they work/Must be resisted for they never fit together again…
Apparently I am a little black cloud in a dress. ML


42) “Stranger” – Nick Africano
The coincidences of the vastness that is New York City.

43) “The Hours” – Exitmusic …Give me back the hours are mine to waste…
“It’s written in sand, the cities and plans, the ocean…” Love to the APs


44) “Vater” – Soap&Skin
For Catherine S, Aurélien P


45) “So So So” – Tomten …Have you figured out this living thing?/It’s been a couple months/Have you yet become the people’s king?…
ML, JKL, BB. “Well, I’m falling into something/falling into something/I’m falling into you.”