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days in year= 365 sundays=53(sundays are meant for rest)

days left=313 winter vacatins=60(its cold and difiicult to study)

days left=253 8 hours of sleep aday=122(sleep is necessary)

days left=131 2 hours for daily food=30(chew the food properly dont care about time)

days left=86 examination days in yrs=30(giving exams is necessary)

days left=56 summer vactions=25(its hot and difficult to study)

days left=31 other holidays=20(these are to enjoy)

days left=11 illness atleast once a year=8(cause of illness study is difficult)

days left=3 going and takimg result is necessary

days left=0

see its no fault of the students.now is it?

FUNNNYYYYYYYYYYY!! U IDIOT!!

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20 ways to enjoy ur birthday.

HI THERE,:smile:
Happy birthday.Many happy returns of the day.Hey people, i m not wishing myself. It's 4 all those who have their birthday today and after this day till the same day of next year. Well,did u know that their are 20 precious ways 2 enjoy ur birthday?To tell the truth,till 2 years back i was not acquainted with these ideas.
Before disclosing these ideas let me tell u that these ideas were written on a magazine.
One more thing:before practicing these ideas b sure of the consequences. I m also including my thoughts about these 20 notions.Follow them at ur own risk.
On ur birthday there r 20 ways to enjoy it.

1.WATCH THE SUNRISE/SUNSET:
Who has the will power to get wide awake early in the morning?It is indeed obnoxious,and watching sunset! Man r u mad? At that time I'll b cutting my birthday cake.

2.ENJOY A WALK BY URSELF:
It's so boring.in fact who has the time for it?I can't shut My mouth 4 1 single second and u r asking to walk unaccompanied. NO WAY.

3.PHOTOGRAPH SPECIAL MOMENTS:
That's a pretty good idea. but who is going to pay me 4 the reel and it's developing cost.

4.SING ALOUD FROM DAWN TO DUSK:
Give me a break. my neighbors and my family will sue me.

5.SMILE AT EVERYONE WHO PASSES BY:
Hey,smiling is good 4 health.But there's a problem.If a girl works over it, then she will have 2 smile at every1 passing by.Now if she smiles at a guy he'll certainly think that she is a real big flirt.Same is the case with boys.In fact, in boys' case there is a possibility that the girl will hit him with her high heeled shoes.

6.DO FOOLISH THINGS ALL DAY LONG:
I m not a jerk.In fact,I don,t want the asylum people to take me away with them.

7.BE ADVENTUROUS, GET UP EARLY:
What has adventure to do with getting up early in the morning?HUH?

8.INDULGE IN UR FAV PASTIME:
How can i indulge myself in y fav pastime? i have to help mom with the birthday party stuff.

9.THROW A "COME AS U R" PARTY:
I don't want to lose my birthday presents.Nobody will come in such sort of a party.In fact,what if ne of my frnd is at that time in her bathing robe.

10.FORGET THE CALORIES WHEN U EAT:
Have u gone nuts? If i take a high calorie diet then for the next two days I'll have to starve.Secondly i can't take the risk regarding my health.

11.WEAR UR BIRTHDAY DRESS ALL DAY LONG:
If i wear my birthday dress all day long then what m i going to wear on my party? And how am i going to look like with the dress while washing the dishes. A modern house maid, isn't it.

12.GET IN TOUCH WITH THE 1 U LOVE:
My loved ones r supposed to get in touch with me because it's my day.I m not supposed to contact them.

13.MAKE A LIST OF THINGS U LIKE ABOUT URSELF:
It's already made.

14.BUY SOMETHING EXOTIC 4 URSELF:
Now that's what i call a gr8 idea.

15.VISIT FORGOTTEN FRIENDS AND RELATIVES:
I have a good memory.I don't forget people.

16.WRITE FUNNY LETTERS TO SOMEONE:
I am not good at poor jokes.

17.LISTEN TO UR FAVORITE MUSIC:
Spectacular idea.

18.HOLD A "STRICTLY FAMILY" GET TOGETHER:
With family!how boring!

19.NAP ALL NOON:
If i take a nap all noon,then who is going to help mom with the party?

20.SPREAD RUMOR ABOUT A FRIEND:
I don't want my friends to get infuriated.


WELL friends these were the 20 precious ideas. I have no intension of working on such notions.If u have the fortude and courage then go ahead, work out on the ideas.Wish u good luck 4 it.
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