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A couple were on vacation at a lakeside cabin resort. Early one morning, the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although she was not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors a short distance, anchors the boat, takes out a book and begins to read.

A little while later, a game warden pulls his boat up alongside her, and says, "good morning, ma'am, what are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies (thinking, "isn't that obvious").

The officer scowls, and then informs her, "you're in a Restricted Fishing Area."

She smiles, and says, "I'm not fishing, sir, I'm reading."

"Yes," he replies, "but there's a fishing rod and tackle in your boat......for all I know, you could start fishing at any time. I'm going to have to ticket you."

The woman flashes another smile and says, "if you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault."

"But I haven't even touched you!" exclaims the game warden.

"That's true," she replies, "but you have all the equipment......for all I know, you could start at any time."

The officer tips his hat, smiles and says, "have a nice day, ma'am."

Moral: Never argue with a woman who reads, it's likely she can also THINK!