现在正在上的课题是：object.
每个同学选择一件他喜欢的东西作为主题。
下面的文字是同学写来的，介绍了用这16件object自杀的方法。
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dan: gouge your eyes out with your pound coin and try to stuff one in each nostril.
tom: try to run yourself over with your transformer optimus prime truck or bang it on your head until deceased
rox: take a good look at yourself. shatter your mirror and slit your throat. write your last words in blood.
nick: stick your hand in your ice maker and grind until you hit an artery
tomas: staple your nostrils and mouth shut and suffocate
julian: arrive to class with the swiss flag carved into your chest. keep going.
lanlan: hold your breath. simple as that.
min: electrocute yourself. pretty much.
stina: try to hang yourself with your bandana or choke yourself with it. ride'em cowboy.
stew: implant your processor directly into your brain. but since there's already one there, just jump out the window. sorry.
bp: wrap yourself in newspaper and set yourself on fire
ken: slit your wrists with your metrocard. sshwing.
emily: proceed to inhale the mercury and lethal gas in your clock thing
fan: wander the earth until you find where your landscape was taken. do not eat or drink until mission accomplished.
dave: try to swallow your rubick's cube.
jin: in the spirit of your broken keyboard, break off all your fingers and try to rewrite shakespeare.
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