(Almost) Daily Horoscope
Saturday, 29. April 2006, 20:25:52
We had to face the truth. We had to see that, for once, the angry mob floating outside our offices was right. One has to know what is to be done even if it is never done.
So, with cold hearts and almost empty pockets, we hired a whole team of contemporary Pythias to write an (almost) daily horoscope. They were bound to come once every while, drink some wine, hear some music, see how planets are getting along, stare at our brand new crystal maze and throw a line or two about the future of the various zodiac signs.
Ladies and Gentlemen, all signs of the zodiac, this is the Inorbitarian (almost) daily horoscope which is offered to you free (and of which we assume no responsibility).
Stay tuned!
(Here I got bored with all that colors and started dumbing the old horoscopes in plain black)
If time is an illusion then some of my hair were white tricked.
Ever wondered how many Inorbitarians are needed to hug the Earth? Just about 3,14.
Sometime in December 2006: What more could you wish for? She's brilliant, cooks nice and brings you presents. Marry Christmas!
Sometime in December 2006 All signs of the zodiac: Merry Christmas they say but if I were Duncan McLeod of the clan McLeod I'd mind my head.
Sometime in December 2006 All signs of the zodiac: You may worry about tomorrow but who is to guarantee that today existed?
Sometime in December 2006 All signs of the zodiac: Thinking about thinking may result in infinite recursion and brain usage that exceeds the tested limits. Various inventions are available for treatment of such injuries, television still being the most effective one.
Sometime in December 2006 All signs of the zodiac: Sometimes small things account for big differences. For example just an extra "t" in the rain and you end up holding a stupid umbrella in a "t"rain. This remark invariably leads to the conclusion that you'll have a nice December except if you happen to be a warlike, fascist, worker-exploiter and the like in which case you'd better book a room in another Solar system.
December 2006 All signs of the zodiac: Sometimes small things account for big differences. For example just an extra "t" in the rain and you end up holding a stupid umbrella in a "t"rain. This remark invariably leads to the conclusion that you'll have a nice December except if you happen to be a warlike, fascist, worker-exploiter and the like in which case you'd better book a room in another Solar system.
November 2006 All signs of the zodiac: Your fate is licenced under GPL. You have the right to modify it as you wish but the source code should be included in every distribution you make. That way if you happen to be a model for someone, s/he will also be able to make the modifications s/he needs.
10 Oct 2006 All signs of the zodiac: Serious showers are forecasted. We'd advice against standing where the lightnings strike. Yet, putting an inflatable boat or sex doll in your travel bag wouldn't be such a bad idea.
October 2006
Fascists, warlikes, workers' exploiters, fanatics, bully-boys, bully-girls: October will be worse than September was. If I were you I'd consider moving in another solar system.
All other signs of the zodiac: October has roots in the Greek word for "eight" (that is okto, 8). Don't worry though. It just takes two (2) to tango and you certainly have one (that's you). So you need only one more. Have a nice month and find a love.
28 Sep 2006
All signs of the zodiac: Happy light showers are forecasted. Revise "Singing In The Rain" lyrics and take a shampoo with you.
26 Sep 2006
All signs of the zodiac: You feel somewhat tired but you shouldn't worry about that. You have more energy than you think. Exactly mc2.
September 2006
Fascists, warlikes, workers' exploiters, fanatics, bully-boys, bully-girls: September will be hell. If I were you I'd consider moving in another planet. Pluto would be fine for one or two thousand years.
All other signs of the zodiac: September will almost definitely be followed by October but that's almost normal if you consider that October usually leads to November. So nothing to worry about except for a small temperature fall. Carry an extra blouse and keep your spirits up in the ozone layer. Have a nice month.
23 Aug 2006
All signs of the zodiac: No matter how good your lawyer is, it's impossible to escape the gravity law.
zeroG: You seem a bit exhausted but you had a very good time. Now land for a while in your bed and leave blogging for tomorrow.
19-20 Aug 2006
All signs of the zodiac: These days bring great positive vibes. Call a friend or two or three. At least you'll exercise your fingers dialing the numbers.
Libras, Leos, Gemini: It's highly possible that you'll get some days with your mate and you'll probably find them excellent or nice or boring or awful. We're positively positive about this.
18 Aug 2006
All signs of the zodiac: Smiling is strongly encouraged today. It causes sexy wrinkles and serious concern.
Pisces: Find an Aquarius to swim in.
17 Aug 2006
All signs of the zodiac: Use mass media transportation. Many earthlings meet their couple in those things and sometimes they also get you to your destination.
16 Aug 2006
All signs of the zodiac: If you punch a wall, do expect a certain counteraction.
( Image Credits: )
Kicking astroinsane team members can be found here, here and there.
So, with cold hearts and almost empty pockets, we hired a whole team of contemporary Pythias to write an (almost) daily horoscope. They were bound to come once every while, drink some wine, hear some music, see how planets are getting along, stare at our brand new crystal maze and throw a line or two about the future of the various zodiac signs.
Ladies and Gentlemen, all signs of the zodiac, this is the Inorbitarian (almost) daily horoscope which is offered to you free (and of which we assume no responsibility).
Stay tuned!
(Here I got bored with all that colors and started dumbing the old horoscopes in plain black)
If time is an illusion then some of my hair were white tricked.
Ever wondered how many Inorbitarians are needed to hug the Earth? Just about 3,14.
Sometime in December 2006: What more could you wish for? She's brilliant, cooks nice and brings you presents. Marry Christmas!
Sometime in December 2006 All signs of the zodiac: Merry Christmas they say but if I were Duncan McLeod of the clan McLeod I'd mind my head.
Sometime in December 2006 All signs of the zodiac: You may worry about tomorrow but who is to guarantee that today existed?
Sometime in December 2006 All signs of the zodiac: Thinking about thinking may result in infinite recursion and brain usage that exceeds the tested limits. Various inventions are available for treatment of such injuries, television still being the most effective one.
Sometime in December 2006 All signs of the zodiac: Sometimes small things account for big differences. For example just an extra "t" in the rain and you end up holding a stupid umbrella in a "t"rain. This remark invariably leads to the conclusion that you'll have a nice December except if you happen to be a warlike, fascist, worker-exploiter and the like in which case you'd better book a room in another Solar system.
December 2006 All signs of the zodiac: Sometimes small things account for big differences. For example just an extra "t" in the rain and you end up holding a stupid umbrella in a "t"rain. This remark invariably leads to the conclusion that you'll have a nice December except if you happen to be a warlike, fascist, worker-exploiter and the like in which case you'd better book a room in another Solar system.
November 2006 All signs of the zodiac: Your fate is licenced under GPL. You have the right to modify it as you wish but the source code should be included in every distribution you make. That way if you happen to be a model for someone, s/he will also be able to make the modifications s/he needs.
10 Oct 2006 All signs of the zodiac: Serious showers are forecasted. We'd advice against standing where the lightnings strike. Yet, putting an inflatable boat or sex doll in your travel bag wouldn't be such a bad idea.
October 2006
Fascists, warlikes, workers' exploiters, fanatics, bully-boys, bully-girls: October will be worse than September was. If I were you I'd consider moving in another solar system.
All other signs of the zodiac: October has roots in the Greek word for "eight" (that is okto, 8). Don't worry though. It just takes two (2) to tango and you certainly have one (that's you). So you need only one more. Have a nice month and find a love.
28 Sep 2006
All signs of the zodiac: Happy light showers are forecasted. Revise "Singing In The Rain" lyrics and take a shampoo with you.
26 Sep 2006
All signs of the zodiac: You feel somewhat tired but you shouldn't worry about that. You have more energy than you think. Exactly mc2.
September 2006
Fascists, warlikes, workers' exploiters, fanatics, bully-boys, bully-girls: September will be hell. If I were you I'd consider moving in another planet. Pluto would be fine for one or two thousand years.
All other signs of the zodiac: September will almost definitely be followed by October but that's almost normal if you consider that October usually leads to November. So nothing to worry about except for a small temperature fall. Carry an extra blouse and keep your spirits up in the ozone layer. Have a nice month.
23 Aug 2006
All signs of the zodiac: No matter how good your lawyer is, it's impossible to escape the gravity law.
zeroG: You seem a bit exhausted but you had a very good time. Now land for a while in your bed and leave blogging for tomorrow.
19-20 Aug 2006
All signs of the zodiac: These days bring great positive vibes. Call a friend or two or three. At least you'll exercise your fingers dialing the numbers.
Libras, Leos, Gemini: It's highly possible that you'll get some days with your mate and you'll probably find them excellent or nice or boring or awful. We're positively positive about this.
18 Aug 2006
All signs of the zodiac: Smiling is strongly encouraged today. It causes sexy wrinkles and serious concern.
Pisces: Find an Aquarius to swim in.
17 Aug 2006
All signs of the zodiac: Use mass media transportation. Many earthlings meet their couple in those things and sometimes they also get you to your destination.
16 Aug 2006
All signs of the zodiac: If you punch a wall, do expect a certain counteraction.
( Image Credits: )
Kicking astroinsane team members can be found here, here and there.
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